Thursday, February 23, 2006

Keep Your Friends Close, Enemies closer!

Bush has demonstrated his often misunderstood genius again with his plan to hand over the ports of the USA to a company based in the United Arab Emerites. If people would just think about it they would realize that Bush has led the country into the perfect solution for tracking terrorists. If we know where they are, we can follow their every move!

Some talking heads and career politicians have called his move crazy. Sure it is crazy, crazy like a fox!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man's face and heart

Vice president Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man in the face and heart. The fact is that the man who got shot walked in front of the shotgun's path. Cheney is a crack-shot and was tricked by a wild quail, which had infiltrated the farm-raised quail that Cheney and his group were hunting. If anyone is to blame, it is the quail.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The state of the union has never been better

The state of the union has never been better and I am offended at those Democratic crybabies who keep whining about the doom and gloom in New Orleans. It is not the job of the government to rebuild a city destroyed by god. To rebuild new orleans would be going against the will of god. Besides, we need that money for the wars.