Thursday, August 13, 2015

Huckabee for Prez, The Donald for Vice Prez

After watching the debate on Fox, I have to admit, I like Donald Trump. Too many woman are giving guys like him a hard time and it's not the guys' fault. The fact is that it is scientifically proven that women become much more easily upset and "witchy" when they are going through their monthly cycle.  That reporter, Megyn Kelly, may have nice legs, but do we really want someone so unstable to moderate such an important event as a Republican Presidential Debate? Trump put her in her place, and she ought to thank him for it.

BTW: I would love to see the zingers Trump would come up with when debating Hillary Clinton!

But, alas, Trump could only aspire to be veep because there is still a better choice than Trump on the ballot.

It's Huckabee, period!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Huckabee Surging

My Buddy, Mike Huckabee, is surging ahead in the polls just by pointing out the obvious: The Irish have doomed themselves to extinction.

I've already told my other friend, a half-black real estate broker who lives on my street, to start checking out the real estate on the Emerald Isle. It's gonna be for the taking!

You see, future President Huckabee has pointed out that by promoting homosexual marriage more and more, the Irish are inadvertently putting straight marriage at risk. Eventually it will cease to exist. You can't have gay marriage without eliminating straight marriage, and that--DUH Leprechaun People!--is where babies come from.

Can this happen in the US? I don't think so because the US is a Christian country. Still we need a solid-guy a the helm who will call it like it is and on top of that bring a rock-solid first lady to the White House.

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

I Wish Netanyahoo Would Accept Jesus and then Be Our President

A big Yahoo for Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. Speaker Bohner sent him an invitation on the sly, behind Democrat Obama's back and it worked like a charm. Smoke came out of Obama's big ears as Netanyahu accepted an invitation from the proud Republican Party to come and make a campaign stop in the good old Capitol of the US of A. He took time out of his busy schedule to do it! I had a feeling that guy couldn't pass up free plane tickets to the USA!

And guess what? After the reception he got in congress, he is leading in the polls in Israel. This Jewish guy is a shoe-in for winning the election in his country.  I say more power to him. (The other guy who is running is Jewish also.)

It's really quite simple. Nancy Pelosi called it condescension. I call it brilliance. He pointed out that negotiating with Iran is useless. We might as well not even try. If we try to talk it out, then we might fail. Or we might be successful--which would make us look weak. I think President Bush set the precedent of the best way to handle the Middle East. We have to sing that old Beach Boys tune:
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran.
Bomb, bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran....

Lol!

Monday, January 19, 2015

Huckabee! Huckabee! Huckabee!

Well, my personal friend, Mike Huckabee has started a historical process. He has begun an investigational committee into the feasibility of creating a panel to research the benefits of his running for the presidency of the United States!

I know that my pal, Mike Huckabee, will have a lot of damage control and cleanup after so many years with the Democrat Party in the White House, but he is definitely up to the job. (Heck, I'd rather clean up after a frat party then the Democrat Party! LoL). Obama is leaving the economy in tatters and it is his fault for the disfunction of congress! Also, gays are smoking marijuana and getting married to each other! The Keystone Pipeline, which would bring tar sands from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico, could be the next wonder of the world, but Obama is insisting on vetoing it. He says that it is putting the environment at risk, would not create as many jobs as we say, and would mostly benefit China and Canada. Well, I say this: WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

Huckabee has been on TV, the pulse of the nation, Fox News to be exact. Mike Huckabee knows what is good for the United States of America. Jump on my bandwagon and join me to welcome the next President of the USA. It's Huckabee.