We Need the Government to Cut Taxes and Increase Services for the Rich

It might sound counter-intuitive, but we need to invest in the rich, not the poor.  Look, there are fewer rich than poor.  If we increase programs for the poor, the deficit will go sky high.  On the contrary, if we increase tax cuts and other savings for the rich, relative few will be affected and it will not bankrupt the government.

It's simple math.  But stay with me.  It will become clear as a button.

The rich need more than one house, for variety and to store all their stuff, and with that kind of savings, they will definitely buy more houses.  When they do, they will hire middle class and poor to work as security guards at those houses.  Also, landscapers, painters, maids, and drivers.

Unemployment problem solved.

It only makes sense.  Doesn't everyone dream of being rich someday?  Well, we can start on the road to richness by looking out for our own future self-interests!

Why Haven't they Cancelled Obamacare Yet?

What's with the gridlock in Washington!?  Why haven't they cancelled Obamacare yet?  It  is obviously a failure and it is not popular.

If I get sick, I don't want some British doctor touching my body with socialist fingers!

Poor Obama has no Friends in the USA

Poor Obama.  The Democrat Party abandoned him.  Everyone in the USA is drinking tea now. 

Great President Bush is out on a book tour.  I just saw him on Fox News and I think everyone should buy his book so it can be a bestseller.

Barack?  He is running around Indonesia, looking up his old elementary school pals.  Good luck Barack.  Maybe you can find some of those guys in a mosque.  We'll hold the fort here.

I think I'll go have a glass of ice tea.

Tea Anyone?

Ha ha ha.  We kicked your ass.  The tea party is the new party that is taking the political landscape by storm.  You voters said you were tired of the Republican Party back two years ago, so we changed our name and repackaged and now you love us!

All we need is the next two years and this country will be on track, unless that f***** Obama tries to mess with us.

Long live the Tea Party!

Porcupinetaxi
(lifelong Republican and proud of it)

People are Sure Tired of Obama

Well, now that Obamacare has proven itself to be a complete failure, and the stimulus made everything worse, it looks like the Republicans are going to come and have to clean up this mess.

I say we reverse the 22nd amendment.  The only one with the experience to take care of business is George Bush.  Let's elect a Tea Party George Bush.  A third term is just what this country needs.

Tea Party Poised to Take the Nation

Obama's failed two years of liberal socialist policies have shown us that the Democrat Party is only interested in screwing up America.

Good thing the Tea Party is waiting in the wings.  If President Bush had been allowed to run for a third term, I am sure he would have won.  He was in the most perfect position to fix the country's economic woes by, drum roll please, continuing his policies.  That's right.  If he had been given more time to continue his programs to help the rich, it definitely would have trickled down to save Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber.

Instead, Obama comes in and sabotages the recovery.  Fortunately, Americans have good memories.  We remember in Boston when we had the first Tea Party.  We are going to win and get back on track!!!

Let's Be Fair

Let's be fair and continue the tax cuts for all Americans.  Someday I plan to be as rich as Bill Gates, so, when I am, I won't want to pay any taxes at all.  I want to own fifteen mansions!  I will be so rich someday that I will hire Aerosmith and Fergie to play at my parties.

So, let's keep the tax cuts for the richest Americans.

Don't you aspire to be rich someday?  Protect your own interests!!!

I Say Have a Koran Tea Party

Burning Korans might be in bad taste.  It would make smoke all over the place and then the liberals would complain of the CO2 causing more global warming. 

Let's instead, have a little tea party in the harbor.  We could dress up all in togas, like Arabs, and take those Korans and chuck them all into the sea off the dock in Louisiana.  Heck, if we accidentally throw in a cigarette, maybe the water would  catch on fire and we could burn off some oil!

How's that for a crusade?!!!

Roll Out the Hummers, BAby!

Ok, they capped that leaky oil well.  I knew the oil company would turn out to be a stand up kind of guy.  It turns out that the microorganisms in the gulf love to eat oil.  Basically, all that hullabaloo was just about a few one-celled creatures having a snack. 

The water is going to be cleaner than it ever was.  Even Mister Obama took a dip in the Gulf.  You know he wouldn't do that if he thought it would get on him--HE'S SLIPPERY ENOUGH AS IT IS.

So, Environazis, relax.  Have a shrimp cocktail and some of your pino noir from France.

Let's get back to drilling so I can lease a Hummer.

Obama is Trying to Reduce the Supreme Court to a TV Episode

Excuse me, but what the heck is going on?  The United States Supreme Court is an important branch of the US government.  It checks and balances all kinds of decisions made by the government.  It protects the rights of individuals and corporations alike, so that the nation's economy can be strong. 

I really don't think it is the place for incessant cackling about Prada shoes or which mall is having the best sale.  And I especially don't think it appropriate to inject all that drama that comes from monthly cycles, and the gossip about relationships, or the  competition over who has a more stylish cloak.

C'mon, we already have two women on the supreme court.  Three of them would create a Sex in the City atmosphere which would undoubtedly make the male justices feel uncomfortable.  Let's think of their rights for a change.

Don't get me wrong, I think one or two female justices is OK.  The thing is:  With the Supreme Court, three is a crowd.

Hottest Chicks are in GOP

We got Sara,we got that new chick in South Carolina.  We gots all the hot chicks.  I tell you, the Republican Party is not only the party of lower taxes and keeping the government out of your private lives (exclude abortion--which is murder and cleaning up the oil spil, which is Obama's fault) and sexy chicks. 

Just the other day I was in a Starbucks buying a regular coffee, and a girl sitting there couldn't keep her eyes off of me.  If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I would hae gotten her phone number.  Yeah, being a Republican is SEXY.

Obama Emotionless Automaton

Obama says he's mad, but he shows no emotion at all.  I am starting to wonder if he is some kind of tin man, an automoton fabricated by those Democrat Party jerks to ruin our country.  I mean, if he really cared about that oil spill (which is being highly exaggerated) he would start cursing and shucking and jiving!  Instead, all he does is show us a picture of a dead bird (photoshop anyone?) and then clench his jaw and blame BP.

I demand that Obama be given a complete physical exam, including bloodwork, by a doctor chosen by the Republican National Committee, so we can verify if he is some kind or robot or not.  I am serious.

Do Ask Do Tell

I don't think that a soldier who has just been shot by a Taliban bullethole is going to want a homosexual touching his body, picking it up, and carrying it out of the line of fire.  This would really not be the time for getting "excited" and having romantic distracting thoughts.

If gays are allowed to openly serve in the military, then these guys would always make an initial effort to protect the better looking soldiers.  Therefore, the ugly soldiers, who are usually our most productive and tough fighters, would be open to added danger and, let's call it like it is, extermination.

Make love not war?  It is a slogan that was wrong when they came up with it and it is still wrong!!!

Tar Balls May Actually Increase Tourism on Gulf Coast

A recent study by the Land Institute shows that tarballs from the leaking oil pipeline may actually help the economies on the Gulf Coast.  When asked how far they would travel to see a "tar ball," respondents actually gave an average of fifty miles farther then the distance they would travel to see Disneyworld.

So, although the hatch to cover the leak did not work, maybe this whole thing will have a silver lining and pull some of our red-states out of the economic doldrums.

People in my city spend a lot of money to see the La Brea Tar Pits Museum, and it just has a small amount of tar.  It seems to me that the bigger the tarball, the better.

I'd pay to see that!

Salute to the Heroes

Let's all salute the heroes who sacrifice to make this world a better place.  Those folks at BP oil company are just like you and me, only braver and smarter.

It takes a lot of courage and know-how to patch together a dome the size of  a three story building and then lower it down a mile to the sea floor to recover oil that would otherwise be wasted by leaking and disappearing into the sea.  These guys (and gals!) go to the extreme to use every drop of oil and thus protect mother earth.  Plus, we get to drive around in our motor vehicles.  I swear I will have enough money to lease a Hummer someday.

I am confident that they will get that dome working in no time.  I applaud the heroes at BP.

You should too.


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Still, Baby, Still !

If this country had more experience drilling for oil, that accident wouldn't have happened in the gulf!  We can't let enviro-nazis twist this thing around and try to use it to their advantage.  What we need it to drill even more so that we can get experience!

Watch the news carefully.  They will try to pass off a crow as a seagull covered with oil!  Don't believe them.  We need the energy and fuel.

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Seen One Tree, Seen um all!

An article in USA Today said that the USA is losing trees faster than any other heavily forested nation.  Well my question is this:  Why do we need to be so heavily forested in the first place?  I know that according to some wacky atheist theories we are descended from monkeys, but come on, we don't live in trees now!

We live in structures and parking lots and supermarkets and malls.  I suppose that none of those tree-huggers have ever been to Disneyland?  Forget about it!  I say that if you have seen one tree, you have seen them all.  We need to knock down those eyesores so we can build a human-friendly world, which would include plenty of zoos for the monkeys.

Justice Huckabee

The pressure is on and you can be part of it by sending an email to Obama demanding that he name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Obama is always  talking about being fair.  It's time for him to put his money where his mouth is.  The only fair thing to do is to name Mike Huckabee as the next supreme court justice.  Mike Huckabee cares about America!

send your demands to:

obama@whitehouse.gov

or
You can also call or write to the President:


The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500


Phone Numbers

Comments: 202-456-1111

Switchboard: 202-456-1414

FAX: 202-456-2461

Obama Must Put a Conservative on the Supreme Court

Now that a liberal (borderline communist) is quitting the Supreme Court, Americans must pressure Obama to appoint a conservative to the supreme court.  The liberals had had their chance.  We must all send T-bags to the white house to give the message that  Ann Coulter would be the best choice for the next justice.  She is young, conservative without being extreme, and easy on the eyes.

Welcome to Russia!

Well those Bolsheviks in the House of Representatives have done it.  This country is not free any more thanks to Pelosi and her pals.  Healthcare has been shoved down our throats.  If we want the people to get what they want, we need to fight any prescription Doctor OBama makes from now on.  I am not a racist, but doesn't Doctor Obama sound just like some kind of African Witch Doctor who needs to be defeated by Tarzan in order to help the natives!?  Fellow natives, we have a couple of Tarzans out there.  Mike Huckabee and John McCain!

The Democrats Need to Start Over Again

Mister Obama is going to be a one-term president.  I can just feel it in my bones.   He simply can't get anything done.  He has spent so much time (and taxpayers money!) on this healthcare plan.  Can't he get it through his liberal head:

THE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT HEALTHCARE

By the time midterm elections come around, I predict that he will get zero votes.  I say the Democrats need to junk the healthcare plan that they have (especially the death panels) and start over.  We have the best things in the world in the USA--including insurance companies.  The only plan that makes any sense would be controlled by insurance companies.  They are doing a good job now, aren't they?

Alexander Haig R.I.P.

He would have been a great president.  Somewhere up in Heaven, God is feeling a little safer to have Al Haig in the ranks.

Looks Like God Isn't Happy With Washington

All this snow seems to give me an idea that those fools in the White House better clean up their act.  I mean, come on!  They have got to give up on this healthcare thing.  Can't they get it through their heads that the people do not want healthcare!

I saw Sarah Palin in the news coverage of those tea parties and let me tell you, she was a breath of fresh air.  She is so different than those intellectuals in power.  We need someone like us in power.  When she spoke the keynote for the tea party conference I felt like I was in a wonderland!

We Got the Supreme Court, We Got the Supreme Court!

Ha ha ha. And there went Ted Kennedy's seat in the senate to a more qualified Republican candidate--great interviewer, the ladies think he's handsome, super qualified!

And it sounds like that Obamacare scam has run its course. LOL.

The Democrat party might as well give up. We will block anything they try to do and they will come out with egg on their faces. They might as well go along with us Republicans if they want to be remembered as a do something congress!

Ha ha! And look what happened to Tiger Woods! LOL.