Sunday, October 26, 2008

I Salute Joe The Plumber

Joe, if it wasn't for you, the common man wouldn't dream. Yes, you know what I am talking about. I am talking about that crazy dream of yours to get a two hundred and fifty thousand income someday. And you are well on your way. You have it all laid out, starting with shooting down Obama's half-baked tax plan that will not do you any good at all once you have achieved your dream.

You remind me of myself. I drive a taxi, but someday I am going to be rich, and when I am, I want a president who will look out for my interests, not some guy who will stick his hand into my pocket, take my wallet, and "spread the wealth around." Together we will bring down Obama, who may have a plan that would benefit us slightly now, but would hinder us from achieving our dreams.

Joe, I look forward to the day when I turn on my radio and Rush Limbaugh announces that you have gotten your plumbers license, bought your bosses business, and made your first million!

In your face OBama!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

McCain Has the Perfect Temperment

McCain has the right temperament to get the job done. Also, as he did with his vice presidential choice, he will surround himself with qualified people who know their stuff. I have a suggestion for secretary of state. It is not a black and not a woman.
It's Huckabee.




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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Do We Really Know Who Obama Is?

Sitting here watching the campaign ads on my new flat-screen TV, I came up with this realization all on my own. Do we really know who Barak Obama is?

I hear that he lived in a foreign country. Why would anyone want to live in a foreign country unless they hated America? Also, I hear he is friends with a buddy who wants to secede from the USA.

He was seen eating pizza with a fork and knife. He doesn't even know how to eat American food. His wife passes up the superior quality US made shoes and buys shoes from Europe. Europe, that is where France is.

Plus, he was born in Hawaii. The Republican Party got hold of copies of his passport and birth certificate to prove that he was born in Hawaii and posted it on truefactsverified.com. Someone born in another country, like Hawaii, should not be eligible to be president of the USA, I don't care if he is black or white, there should be a law.

So maybe you should ask yourself: Isn't it high time to get familiar with this Obama character? To find out more about him is easy, just watch more of Sarah Palin's speeches. She is a streight-shooter who is easy on the eyes as well.

Porcupinetaxi, signing off.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Sarah Palin Wins Debate

I think Sarah Palin has excellent legs for a woman her age. I mean, she can take me hunting caribou any time. Yes, I was enthralled by the debate she mastered against that shmoe from the Democrat party. She kicked his ass. I was really impressed. Although the Democrat had really taken an unfair advantage by preparing a lot of pat answers to her well thought-out praise for John McCain, she did exceptionally well for a woman. Who would have thought that someone so pretty could do so well in a debate with a man. She kicked ass!!! and she has good legs too!!!