The British are Going! The British are Going!

We have to pick up the slack because the Brits are cutting and running in Iraq. If those Brits knew how to stay the course, maybe their empire wouldn't be something so tiny that the average American school kid can not find it on the world map. If they had fought harder, they could still have Hong Kong, India, Pakistan, Canada, The Bahamas, and a dozen other places.

What can we expect from a bunch of men who run around the countryside in skirts during their spare time!

Somebody Give Al Gore a Popsicle

Has anyone else noticed that while Al Gore is running around with his Hollywood flunkies shouting, "The sky is falling," and banging the drums of global warming, people are freezing their asses off in upstate New York? Global warming? He should check a thermometer.

Global warming is just a theory--just like evolution.

Brrrr. Someone hand Al a Popsicle and tell him it is an academy award. LOL.

Astro-nut Female Goes Hysterical

Nasa lost its gamble. It hired a female astronaut and somebody said something wrong to her and she went hysterical. In case you haven't heard, it was the wrong time of the month and she tried to kill a girlfriend of an astronaut who was a man.

Hey, do you know why they call it "The man in the moon?"
If they called it the woman in the moon it would be too unstable!
Lol.
Porcupinetaxi

Prayer Works!

I moved to the beautiful city of Garden Grove in the O.C. so that I could be closer to my church and it has sure paid off. I, my girlfriend Brenda, and a group of friends stayed into "overtime" after the services and prayed for the Colts to win the Superbowl. I almost feel guilty because God helped us so much that Chicago was totally humiliated. I wrote Peyton Manning and told him what he should know already in his heart, God is the real M.V.P.

The Dictators are Falling like Flies, except...

We have Saddam dangling on Youtube on every cellphone in the USA. We got stories of his associate's head popping off when the noose overtightened. Fidel Castro was on death's door, until a Doctor of short stature and high skills, educated in the US, began working for him. Dr. Reginald Gamma of the Maldive Islands bought a boat in the US and took it out for a spin and didn't stop until he got to Cuba. Now he is Castro's personal physician and Castro's health is improving by leaps and bounds.

President Bush, I know you read this blog. It is time to attack Cuba or the Maldive Islands, or both!