We Need the Government to Cut Taxes and Increase Services for the Rich

It might sound counter-intuitive, but we need to invest in the rich, not the poor.  Look, there are fewer rich than poor.  If we increase programs for the poor, the deficit will go sky high.  On the contrary, if we increase tax cuts and other savings for the rich, relative few will be affected and it will not bankrupt the government.

It's simple math.  But stay with me.  It will become clear as a button.

The rich need more than one house, for variety and to store all their stuff, and with that kind of savings, they will definitely buy more houses.  When they do, they will hire middle class and poor to work as security guards at those houses.  Also, landscapers, painters, maids, and drivers.

Unemployment problem solved.

It only makes sense.  Doesn't everyone dream of being rich someday?  Well, we can start on the road to richness by looking out for our own future self-interests!