No Health Care Means The Saved Are Closer to Heaven

Some left-wing pundits have raised the question of What would Jesus do? in reference to the cancellation of Obamacare.

The answer is a resounding yes. Yes! Jesus would approve. C A N C E L  IT! He wants nothing more than to be surrounded by people who love and worship him. In other words, if a few people die, so be it! If they are saved, they will go directly to Heaven. Heck, that sounds better than staying  here and paying high taxes.

And here's the thing. With the threat of death and damnation, people will flock to their local Christian church to be saved. Jesus smiles broadly whenever an individual is brought to Christ.

Jesus suffered unendurable torture on the cross for us. We owe it to him not to whine if we lose our healthcare.

Trumpcare will be total care, care for the soul!

Al Frankin isn't Funny Anymore

So called senator Al Frankin should resign for tricking our attorney general into misspeaking when asked if he had had any meetings with the Russians while he was working for the Trump campaign.

Anyone knows that a southerner like Jeff Sessions would be starstruck for being nominated by a big star like Donald Trump. I mean, heck, Trump is probably the smartest guy in the world and well, I am not saying that Sessions is another Gomer Pyle, but it would be a shock for a guy like him. I live in Los Angeles and even gave a ride in my taxi to Jimmy Walker one time. Scared the hell out of me while getting into my cab with his other black friends, until I recognized who he was. Funny guy. Not a good tipper.

Anyway, Frankin, the failed New York comic, is just as bad a senator. I insist that he resign! From what I hear, Franken was seen by a security camera standing in line at a Dunkin Doughnuts and the Russian Ambassador was in the same line. Investigate and prosecute Al Frankin!