Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Unsinkable

I felt a little overwhelmed and shy while participating at the White House Focus Group. Thank God that I got over it!

At one point I was just brainstorming  to myself while me and the other participants were watching Fox News. I said to the guy next to me that I could hardly wait until all my competition on the streets of LA driving my taxi is deported. You see half those guys are from Pakistan or Iraq or who knows where. They have more experience driving a flying carpet than a car. Well, the guy next to me busted into a fit of laughter. It turned out to be Steve Bannon and he said he would float my idea with the President. I said to him, "You think it's a good enough idea to float?" and he replied, "Unsinkable."

Next thing you know, we have a travel ban against the Muslims. If you need a ride in the Southland, just call me. And I won't pull over and point the car towards Mecca every four hours. LOL!

Friday, January 27, 2017

The Mexicans are Jumping like Jumping Beans

It seems like the Mexicans (especially the rapists and murderers) are very upset about the President's executive orders to build the wall. Let's strategically place Taco Bells every couple of miles along the top of the wall. They will see them, but not be able to enter without a legal visa! That will drive them crazy!

I have to admit, that Mexican food is good. I love those cinnamon crispas!

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Smooth Transition and a Tremendous Start

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, my laptop was confiscated on the way into Trump Tower and when I got it back I noticed that security had been nice enough to upgrade my version of Windows. Unfortunately, a lot of my files were temporarily lost and I have still not found them.

But the great news is that I was put in a focus group to share my opinions about what the new administration should do. I am not racist, as a matter of fact I have a friend who is black, but haven't you noticed how smooth things have gotten now that the white house is not occupied by the Obamas!? Now it looks respectable and not like skid row on a Thursday night.

Our focus group got the most animated when it came to the discussion of what the new president should do first. Most of the guys (we were all guys) wouldn't stop shouting "Lock her up!" Some of them were pretty sore that Hillary is still free. Why hasn't President Trump locked her up anyway? He knows evidence against her that nobody else knows. I wanted to talk about the wall between the USA and Mexico. I figure that China makes a lot of money off their wall. If Trump Wall were really snazzy to the max, with gold on it, statues of President Trump as a Greek god posted as guardians, and everything, then it would be a tremendous tourist destination. It would make a lot of money--it would be a gold mine.

I live in Los Angeles, believe me, there are too many Mexicans. We need to put up the wall and send them the bill!