We Can and Will Bomb Iraq into Submission

Maybe Bush knows that the best way to be heard is to make a loud sound. We will sound the chimes of democracy with fireworks! It will be the 4th of July every day. And they will honor Bush with the Nobel Peace prize. The Iraqi people will probably be so appreciative that they will put the visage of "W" on their money.

Popularity Rating Misinterpreted

President Bush's all time level of popularity should not be measured in the polls in the United States. The American People give a skewed idea or what they like because of the Liberal Media. If the poll were taken in Iraq, well, then old George would be very popular because the media there is not irresponsibly unregulated and the people know that Bush is doing what is best for them, building democracy.