It's A Mexican Standoff!

Well, the Democrat party and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez are toe to toe, eye to eye, waiting to see who will blink first and who will drop the chalupa. My money is on the sombrero-guy. He's not sleeping under a cactus with a burro, like most Mexicans. He is loyal to "el presidente" and I am damn proud of him!

The Attorney General Should Stick to His Guns!

Attorney general Alberto Gonzalez is my kind of Mexican. He wants what is best for the country. And I am talkin' about the United States. Heck, I love Mexican food and the reason Gonzalez fired those democrat sympathizers was because they were harassing the United States Government.
What part of "You are either with us or against us" don't they understand? They have to start thinking outside of the bun!
When those sympathizers try to investigate corruption in the federal government, they might as well join Osama and his crew. Our government is honester than a plain quesadilla with a dopple of sour cream.
I'd rather have Pancho Villa than Saddam Hussein any day!
Viva Gonzales!

The Most Beautiful Girl in the World Gets Flowers and a Nite on the Town

I am here in front of all cyberspace to announce that there is no way I will accept my girl leaving me. I know she loves me more than any woman in the world (except for my mom) and I know a good thing when I see it. Sweetheart, Brenda, you have already gotten the flowers by now. How about you accept my invitation to Olive Garden or Outback? It is on me. Pweeese!

Porcupinetaxi in love

Clinton and Obama Already are Running Scared

News reports that Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama are avoiding crossing paths with any of the Republicans who've thrown their hats in the ring are clearly true. It seems that the both of them choose the same hiding place, a civil rights rally in Selma, Alabama. Come on, get real. I bet those Southerners couldn't stop chanting, "We don't care how you do it up north!" They probably threw corn bread at them.

People are asking me who I endorse for the Republican (the winning) side of the ticket in 2008. Well, all I can say is that it's a good field and I am holding back on endorsing a specific candidate at this early time.