Sunday, September 24, 2006

Do you Get the Point, Osama?

The good old USA will stop at nothing to defeat the terrorists who attacked us on September 11, 2001. Osama bin Laden has tasted our resolve in the form of a knuckle sandwich delivered by our beloved commander and chief, President Bush. The president has shown that we are just as willing to make sacrifices, as now more soldiers have died in the war on terror in Iraq than people died in the attacks on 9/11.

Get it Osama? You kill "X" number of people, we will sacrifice"X" plus one, until we get you.

On a lighter note, I would like to announce that I have a girlfriend. She is the most beautiful girl in the world, and what a cook!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

The Geneva Convention Didn't Know What They Were Talking About

The President is right! The people who made the Geneva Convention were a bunch of uneducated foreigners. I mean, for some people, listening to the wrong kind of music is torture. Are we going to try our CIA interrogators for treason just because they were listening to a cassette by Benny Cantini during a simple Q and A with a suspect. Give me a break. Congress needs to pass a law that defines torture of people as something practiced by other countries, not the USA. Problem solved and everyone is happy.