Let AIG Executives Keep Their Bonus

We have to look at it two ways:
1. AIG Executives are used to a certain standard of living.
2. End times are coming.

When I get a good tip in my taxicab, I am happy and I go out and buy some nicotine patches and maybe a burger. If fancy Wall Street Executives don't get their bonuses, they won't have money to give me a tip. HellO?!!! That means the Wallgreens won't get their money for the nicotine patches and the In and Out Burger won't get their cash either. It is like a constipated intestine for the economy. As much as you might not like it from your perspective, the bonuses are like the Ex-lax to make the economy regular.

Also, if we look at the big picture, end times are coming. If we just stop worrying about little things, they will take care of themselves, because Jesus is coming! Soon!

Obama's Making Enemies

Obama keeps going on television and cancelling our favorite shows. This makes me mad. Not only does he ruin the economy, he keeps us from being able to forget about it for a while by watching our favorite shows.

On another note. Yes, I was banned from Twitter, and I am proud of it.

I Couldn't Think of A Better Leader

I nominate Rush Limbaugh for the head of the RNC. He is definitely more famous than the present leader, and he doesn't ever put his foot in his mouth, like our current head. One thing about Rush, you know what his opinions are. No to murdering pre-born babies through abortion, check. No to homosexuals getting special rights, check. Yes to helping the economy by cutting taxes for everyone (Hey, rich people have rights, too!), check.

One more thing, Rush is not a racist or sexist and his problems with oxy-contin were blown way out of proportion by the liberal news media. I am fully aware that an addiction to oxy-contin can lead to damage to the hearing apparatus, but, and this is a big but, RUSH LIMBAUGH'S NEED FOR A COCHLEAR IMPLANT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS DRUG PROBLEM. I AM CALLING THE PRESS OUT. STOP PUNISHING HIM FOR A COINCIDENCE. He just happened to get a hearing problem, while boldly kicking a tough habit, so God provided him with enough money to avoid deafness with an expensive operation, and now he is better than ever.

Listen to him on the radio. You will say:

Ditto!

Obama's Popularity is a Result of Trickery

There's no way that Obama's ratings could be that high. I am sure that this is the result of some kind of trickery. We just have to figure out what is happening. By the way, why aren't there more tax cuts in the stimulus package? The Bush tax cuts were just beginning to improve the economy and if the economy improves, I give credit to the Bush tax cuts!