Monday, November 26, 2007

I Nominate Condi Rice For Peace Prize

Mark my words, I want to be the first one to say it on the blogosphere. Condi Rice is going to bring peace to the middle east and win the Nobel Peace Prize.

She has taken on a huge job, getting those Jews and Arabs to the peace table. But if anyone can do it she can. We have seen how well she has crafted our strategy in Iraq. It seems that Iraq is so nice now that some of the US soldiers don't want to come home!

Another advantage is that as an African American woman, Condi can "give the look" to those Jews and Arabs. You know, open her eyes really wide while she is staring at them. They will think she is doing some kind of voodoo on them. They will be too scared to keep fighting.

I bet she will even be able to talk them into coming to services at her church, and shouting a few hallelujahs!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Porcupinetaxi Salutes The Troops

I send this one out to the troops so that they will know how much we appreciate all of their sacrifices to keep us free. I know how horrible it is out there in Iraq, crawling in the dust, eating second rate food, and always worried that the ground is going to blow up. I am so grateful that, on a beautiful day like today, I can go out to the beach in my SUV, look at all the pretty girls in bikinis, and say anything I want to the waiter in a restaurant.

If we were in another country the woman would be dressed in pup tents and we would be riding camels and I couldn't complain about the service or I would get my throat cut.

So thank you troops. You are number one. This Veterans' Day I salute you with a frosty mug of beer in this beachside restaurant with my laptop.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

The Senate is Disrespectful to Overide the President's Veto

We look like fools in the eyes of the world when the government of the US contradicts itself. I am talking about the congress overriding President Bush's Veto of a bill that was just too darn expensive. I honestly wonder if Osama Bin Laden is paying off some of those Democrats so that they will screw up the government.

The veto they overrode was a law for some water conservation massive boondoggle project that, among other things, would clean up and protect the Everglades in Florida. It doesn't make any sense. Why would they clean up the Everglades if all of South Florida is going to be under water anyway? Right!!? Holier than thou Nobel prize winner Al Gore keeps saying that global warming will put Florida under ten feet of water. The Democrat Party obviously doesn't believe its own propaganda because you can't have it both ways. They wouldn't clean it up if they honestly believed it was going under water.

I say respect the president's veto. As for Florida we can all say, "It's all water under the bridge!" LOL.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

They are Packin' Heat in Pakistan!

We really need to support the government of that dictator in Pakistan. He understands that it just doesn't work with those guys to have democracy. I mean, how can you let a bunch of bearded guys in linen robes choose the leader of a country. I am not saying that they are stupid, just ignorant for not picking up our customs from watching our movies. Most of them carry a Koran in their pocket. The only reason I would carry one of those is for if I run out of toilet paper. I am sorry, but it it true. The Bible is older, from the real God, and that settles it.

It is better to have a strongman, just as long as he is our friend.

Do you know the main reason? They got the bomb! If they vote democratically, they might pick that fumble fingers woman or worse, Osama Bin Laden as president!

What will happen then?

Boom!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Give Our Blackwater Boys Some Slack

Our Blackwater Corporation Mercenery boys are doing a heck of a job and we really need to cut them some slack. They are in Iraq specifically to do the jobs that the US military doesn't want to do. They get paid more because they are worth it. Nobody can say that they are not well trained because they were all trained by the US military.

By hiring private Blackwater soldiers, we shrink the ranks of the federal bureaucracy.