Monday, May 25, 2015

Huckabee Surging

My Buddy, Mike Huckabee, is surging ahead in the polls just by pointing out the obvious: The Irish have doomed themselves to extinction.

I've already told my other friend, a half-black real estate broker who lives on my street, to start checking out the real estate on the Emerald Isle. It's gonna be for the taking!

You see, future President Huckabee has pointed out that by promoting homosexual marriage more and more, the Irish are inadvertently putting straight marriage at risk. Eventually it will cease to exist. You can't have gay marriage without eliminating straight marriage, and that--DUH Leprechaun People!--is where babies come from.

Can this happen in the US? I don't think so because the US is a Christian country. Still we need a solid-guy a the helm who will call it like it is and on top of that bring a rock-solid first lady to the White House.