Sunday, February 26, 2017

Dirty Liberal Tricks Punished!

It was a dirty trick for whoever it was that handed out Russian flags for people to wave when President Trump was giving his brilliant speech at CPAC. You can't expect an audience that spends almost 100% of its reading time with The Bible (God's word) to know every single flag of every single country on the globe. They were waving those flags because they didn't know any better. Heck, they are not Sheldon from The Bean Bag Theory!
Just for reporting a trick like that, the press is going to suffer! President Trump will be the first president in years to boycott the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Sorry, the greatest showman on Earth will not let you grant him an audience. In other words, to the press: YOU'RE FIRED!

Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Press Corps Got Served a Real Trump Steak!

The president magnificiently managed that press conference. The press looked like a bunch of middle schoolers in the cafeteria clamouring for their pizza and sweet rolls who instead got a serving of legitimate grievances. Nobody can scold like Donald Trump.

Did you see that Jewish guy in the beanie trying to make the president admit that he wasn't anti Semitic? What the bagels?! President Trump shut him down. Why should the president need to admit that he is not anti-Semitic when he is great buddies with none other than Bibi Rosenberg, or whatever his name is, THE DAMN PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL--THE MOST JEWISH COUNTRY ON EARTH! President Trump even promised to move the US Embassy out of Tel-Aviv (a place where Jesus never set foot) and into Jerusalem (Jesus's stomping grounds). What better way to stick it to the non-Christians than to set up the embassy in Jesus's home town!

Another thing that shows Trump is a friend of the Jews is that he encourages the building of settlements on Palestine land. Palestinians don't deserve that land because they litter. Israel has state-of the art US street sweepers. They will keep it cleaned up and looking nicer than a deli on the Sabbath. 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Obviously Vladimir Putin is not Such a Bad Guy

If the Trump campaign was making deals with Vladimir Putin, then I think we need to take a step back and re-evaluate our relationship with the Russians. Trump is a great judge of character, and therefore, Putin must be OK.

Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Kelly Ann is Getting the Short End of the Stick

People need to recognize that Kelly Ann Conway never lies. They really must accept her story because she always tells the truth. I think it is obvious that if someone always tells the truth, you can believe them. Kelly Ann could say the sky is blue and CNN would report, no it's not, it's green. Sad.