The State of the Union was Spot-on!

The State of the Union address last night was a work of art. Every time the camera focused on those Democrats in the audience you could see the guilt all over their faces. They were ashamed to be there, what with their pork barrel projects and do-nothing work ethic.

As Bush repeatedly pointed out how they have screwed up, congress looked like a scolded child listening to a speech by a renaissance genius like Leonardo Da Vinci.

Oh, our only hope is Jeb. Otherwise, this is the last Bush State of the Union for a while.

Pray for the USA.

Are We Ready For A Mormon In the White House?

According to the Mormons, who are also known as the "ladder day saints" on account of they will need one heck of a ladder to reach Heaven, the angel Macaroni visited a man named Joseph Smith and gave him golden tablets with the Book of Mormon printed on them.

He promptly lost them.

I don't think we need anyone from such a scatterbrained religion in the White House at this time. Imagine this scenario:

President Romney: Drop the big one on Iraq!
Advisor: But Mr. President we have troops there.
President Romney: Oops! My bad. I meant Iran.

Sorry. I will vote for Romney when they find those golden tablets. We still have plenty of good Republican candidates. We'll get the white house.

Is America Ready for A Black or a Woman President?

The question in the title is actually a misnomer. Really the answer is this: It depends on who. Sure it is possible to have an African American or a Woman president. I will be the first to admit, some women, like my mother, are even smarter than men! Some African Americans excel in areas other than music and sports.

Hillary Clintion? I don't think so. She wasn't very smart when she chose her husband, was she?

Barack Obama? (rhymes with Osama), I don't think so. He couldn't even make a free throw. If he was so smart, then why did he move from Hawaii to Illinois?!

Ann Coulter would be a perfect president, she would be a breath of fresh air, and she is pretty as well! Unfortunately, she has too much job security. Yes, I guess it is possible to do your job too well.

My nomination would be for Condi Rice. She is going to be sending out resumes soon, and she has proven that she is top-notch. Her record speaks for itself. Plus, did anyone notice? She is black and a woman.

Yes, we are ready for an African American and a women in the oval office!