Thursday, February 23, 2006

Keep Your Friends Close, Enemies closer!

Bush has demonstrated his often misunderstood genius again with his plan to hand over the ports of the USA to a company based in the United Arab Emerites. If people would just think about it they would realize that Bush has led the country into the perfect solution for tracking terrorists. If we know where they are, we can follow their every move!

Some talking heads and career politicians have called his move crazy. Sure it is crazy, crazy like a fox!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man's face and heart

Vice president Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man in the face and heart. The fact is that the man who got shot walked in front of the shotgun's path. Cheney is a crack-shot and was tricked by a wild quail, which had infiltrated the farm-raised quail that Cheney and his group were hunting. If anyone is to blame, it is the quail.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

The state of the union has never been better

The state of the union has never been better and I am offended at those Democratic crybabies who keep whining about the doom and gloom in New Orleans. It is not the job of the government to rebuild a city destroyed by god. To rebuild new orleans would be going against the will of god. Besides, we need that money for the wars.

Monday, January 16, 2006

A little Humor

Bush shouldn't be intimidated because people say he has overstretched his powers, after all, isn't that what Clinton did with Monica Lewinski? LOL

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Bush Probably Never heard of Abramhof

President Bush probably never heard of Jack Abramhof. When this investigation clears the dust, I predict that Abramhof was breaking the law not to help the Republicans, but to help the Democrats.

As for the people who suggest that Bush broke the constitutional law when he authorized spying on american citizens, they should be spied on and then tortured if they are found to be doing anything that Bush considers unpatriotic!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Bravo Bush for a great year

Some say that Bush is not thinking of the little guy, well I have increased my income considerably and consider my vote for Bush as the best investment I have ever made!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Bush is Brave to give speech

Bush is very brave because he is giving speeches to the American People and really telling it like it is. He knows that after the elections in Iraq today, Osama, Saddam, and the Democrats will never win another election in history!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

By GEorge, he has done it again!

George Bush is doing a terrific job and I don't care how many people who hate America say that he is doing a bad job. I think that traitors should be executed, just like the founder of the Krips, who was killed by Schwartzeneggar in California. Long live the death penalty!!