Let AIG Executives Keep Their Bonus

We have to look at it two ways:
1. AIG Executives are used to a certain standard of living.
2. End times are coming.

When I get a good tip in my taxicab, I am happy and I go out and buy some nicotine patches and maybe a burger. If fancy Wall Street Executives don't get their bonuses, they won't have money to give me a tip. HellO?!!! That means the Wallgreens won't get their money for the nicotine patches and the In and Out Burger won't get their cash either. It is like a constipated intestine for the economy. As much as you might not like it from your perspective, the bonuses are like the Ex-lax to make the economy regular.

Also, if we look at the big picture, end times are coming. If we just stop worrying about little things, they will take care of themselves, because Jesus is coming! Soon!

Heaven Is A Little Fuller Tonight!

Well you might as well not pray tonight because Heaven is going to be busy. I can see God now sitting around that big kitchen table in the sky and laughing wholeheartedly at the amusing and telling anecdotes of our dearly departed icon of love and understanding, the Reverend Jerry Falwell.

While Jesus is listening, God is holding Jerry in his welcome embrace (in a totally non-gay way) and repeating how proud he is of how the Reverend lived his life. I tell you, Jesus may even get a little jealous because of all the attention Jerry is getting!

Yes, our Jerry Falwell has left Lynchburg, Virginia and gone home to the Lord. I don't know what we will do without him.

Oh yes, and I was just kidding about not praying tonight. God always hears your prayers. His eye is on the sparrow. Maybe we can pray for Jerry to send down a little lightening bolt for Hillary. LOL.