My Loyalty Pays Off!!!

There has been a great deal of buzzing on Twitter and Snapchat, Facebook and Vk.com about my recent photograph entering Trump Tower. I am not at liberty to verify or deny what the president elect and I discussed. Even if you asked me directly if I got an unpaid position as a special-secret advisor, I would probably neither confirm nor deny it.

I am just so proud to say that I am willing to serve this country and I love this country. I am not worried as to the president elect's shifting positions, because I remain loyal to the vision of Mike Huckabee. I told President-elect Trump that I knew he was smart because he is so rich. (Everything in his condo is coated in gold!). I also told him that I have no doubt that he won fairly and when he mentioned that he thought that Hillary was doing some sort of shenanigans in order to win the popular vote, I agreed.

It just may be possible that my facebook deluge with a last minute Trump recommendation tipped the scale for the GOP electoral college win. I have decided that the electoral college is the best way. It got George Bush into office and now we will have the really classy Trump family in the White House.

I can hardly wait til the Porcupine Taxi pulls up in front of the White House!

The Article Long Awaited--My Endorsement for President

It is with heavy heart that I am not able to endorse Mike Huckabee for the presidency of the USA. As you may have heard on the news, I have been on a forced digital cleanse and therefore have not been able to keep you up to date on my interesting opinions. It's been hard, but my heart is not so heavy as to not be able to make some comments before the election.

It is so good to be back. Since my return, I have been binging on the debates and other news outlets, such as Fox News. My friend, Mike Huckabee, sent me a flyer which advised me on which candidate to choose for president. I sent it back to him, requesting an autograph.

If we let Hillary Clinton win the presidency, then the oval office will become hot flash central. She would be declaring war one minute and then chattering on and on through the telephone with her Arkansas and Chicago Frenimies for hours on end. She will probably invite children into the place, just to make us think that she is a child lover. You know what they will do. Kids are basically sociopathic monsters, hand prints and all.


I recommend Donald Trump. He did a great job in his cameo on Home Alone and did a commanding performance in The Apprentice. I think he would be great as president. Not only that, he is a man. We have a tradition of male presidents and it is not the time to break the tradition. England had a female queen and look what happened to them. Sorry, I love America too much to say the politically correct thing and pretend that a woman is up to the job. The only  brassiere should be Donald's chest-undersupport garment!