It is with heavy heart that I am not able to endorse Mike Huckabee for the presidency of the USA. As you may have heard on the news, I have been on a forced digital cleanse and therefore have not been able to keep you up to date on my interesting opinions. It's been hard, but my heart is not so heavy as to not be able to make some comments before the election.
It is so good to be back. Since my return, I have been binging on the debates and other news outlets, such as Fox News. My friend, Mike Huckabee, sent me a flyer which advised me on which candidate to choose for president. I sent it back to him, requesting an autograph.
If we let Hillary Clinton win the presidency, then the oval office will become hot flash central. She would be declaring war one minute and then chattering on and on through the telephone with her Arkansas and Chicago Frenimies for hours on end. She will probably invite children into the place, just to make us think that she is a child lover. You know what they will do. Kids are basically sociopathic monsters, hand prints and all.
I recommend Donald Trump. He did a great job in his cameo on Home Alone and did a commanding performance in The Apprentice. I think he would be great as president. Not only that, he is a man. We have a tradition of male presidents and it is not the time to break the tradition. England had a female queen and look what happened to them. Sorry, I love America too much to say the politically correct thing and pretend that a woman is up to the job. The only brassiere should be Donald's chest-undersupport garment!
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I am Mexican, but still I agree with you One Hundred Percent! Las unicas mujeres en la Casa Blanca deberian ser las "mujeres de servicio" del Presidente Trump!
Hector Herrera "The Bronco" Santana (voting citizen)
Los Angeles, California
I agree with you. But I have a better idea. I am writing in a protest vote, since Mike Huckabee was not nominated. I am going to make up a name like: "Eric Shen-Rigged Enprimary."
What do you think?
Lenny Rialto
By the way. Where have you been. I have missed your blog. Welcome back!
I think you should just vote for Trump. Mike Huckabee said to vote for him, so you know he is the best MAN for the job.
As for my absence, I think I explained it clearly. Thanks for the kind words.
I heard that you chose to valiantly get sick after waiving your health insurance plan as a protest of Obamacare. I heard on another conservative news site that you spent a night in jail where you were exposed to a deadly virus just because you yelled at the judge who told you to pay your fine and he locked you up for comtempt (freedom of speech). Later, when you refused to pay the fine, you fell on the floor in chills with spots all over your skin and the charges were dropped.
I am wondering. How did you recover without health insurance? You look great. Welcome back.
Tammy Lynn Chaste
Mungral, Tennessee
Thank you for your kind words, however, I do not want to make a big deal about my heroic experience and deeds. It isn't easy to stand up for principal.
I blame Obama for me getting sick, since I would not have had to protest health insurance if he had not ordered me to have it.
Proof that Obamacare does not work stands with my recovery. A friend dragged me to Canada to a doctor up there. She claimed I was her brother and they didn't ask for ID, even though she is not very pretty and therefore doesn't look like a relative of mine. Anyway, I was admitted to a hospital up there and for the longest time I thought I was still in California. Imagine my surprise when I awoke and found out the doctor who had been treating me was a white person with perfect grammar!
Anyway IF OBAMACARE WORKED I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY!
I am fine now. Thanks.We've got to get Obamacare repealed. Donald Trump promises to do just that!
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