Sorry I haven't posted in a while, my laptop was confiscated on the way into Trump Tower and when I got it back I noticed that security had been nice enough to upgrade my version of Windows. Unfortunately, a lot of my files were temporarily lost and I have still not found them.
But the great news is that I was put in a focus group to share my opinions about what the new administration should do. I am not racist, as a matter of fact I have a friend who is black, but haven't you noticed how smooth things have gotten now that the white house is not occupied by the Obamas!? Now it looks respectable and not like skid row on a Thursday night.
Our focus group got the most animated when it came to the discussion of what the new president should do first. Most of the guys (we were all guys) wouldn't stop shouting "Lock her up!" Some of them were pretty sore that Hillary is still free. Why hasn't President Trump locked her up anyway? He knows evidence against her that nobody else knows. I wanted to talk about the wall between the USA and Mexico. I figure that China makes a lot of money off their wall. If Trump Wall were really snazzy to the max, with gold on it, statues of President Trump as a Greek god posted as guardians, and everything, then it would be a tremendous tourist destination. It would make a lot of money--it would be a gold mine.
I live in Los Angeles, believe me, there are too many Mexicans. We need to put up the wall and send them the bill!
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I can't believe nobody else has come up with the idea of the wall as a tourist attraction. Maybe we should call Disney to bid on it? The statues of President Trump as a Greek God are the icing on the cake. I would like to insist they include Goddess Melania! She would look great in a toga. What a statue! And the Trump children could be included as well. They all have classic features.
Klark Ivanov
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