A Response to Comments About My Blog On Beetle Baily

I have received many comments about what I said about Beetle Baily in an earlier blog. Well, I stand by my comments because that is what I honestly believe. I don't write in this blog based on popularity polls. I have to write what I feel is right. If Beetle Baily goes to Iraq, American kids will follow, and Iraq will be free.

Another Great Day In California

I am going condor hunting! I mean, these endangered species are endangered for a reason. They are just too dumb to survive. I say mow down the koala trees!

Ann Coulter is on my Nightstand

One of my readers commented recently that I should write Ann Coulter and ask her for a job as a joke writer. Well, readers, do you think she would give me a job? Every morning and night, her photo is the one I say "good morning" or "good night" to. My fantasy is meeting her on the beach and then she asks me to rub some oil on her.

They Seem To Like "Hanging Around" in Guantanamo

Those terrorists who hung themselves with bedsheets in Guantanamo will finally get their trial. I bet they are going to s*** their pants when they see Jesus there sitting on his throne next to God. Just imagine:

"Abdul, Why does the judge have holes in his hands and feet?"
"I don't know, Omar, but I think we bet on the wrong horse!"
"Horse? What ever are you talking about?"
"Is it too late to convert?"

Why Isn't Beetle Baily in Iraq?

If you ask me, Beetle Baily is just as bad as the draft-dodging Bill Clinton. If he really loved this country, he would be in Iraq! Sarge should be in Iraq, too! And his little dog with a uniform, he should be sniffing out mines. All of these characters in the funny papers are telling kids that it is ok to not be in Iraq. What this country needs is more kids thinking it is a good idea to go to Iraq. Heck, we need to replace the ones that can't fight any more.

The Iraquis are crybabies

What the Devil do they expect? I mean, now the Iraquis are complaining because soldiers are torturing and killing them? Come on. Let's get real. It is a war. If you were shooting people all day, you would have trouble too, stopping the killing, and if a little kid kept bothering you, asking for a stuffed animal when you had given all of your supply away, well you might just decide to blow him away. It is human nature.

Rush Limbaugh Admits No Crime

Rush Limbaugh has proven that he is innocent of using multiple doctors so that he could get a huge stash of powerful painkillers. Unfortunately, he had to make a deal with the court to prove his innocence, but a dropped charge is a dropped charge.

Maybe he did some creative doctor shopping, but the poor guy has been under stress, what with his listenership turning away from him and some of them getting hooked on drugs themselves, and let's not mention the president's approval rating, which is being misrepresented.

It is enough to make anyone take drugs and how about that Ted Kennedy!?

So after a year Rush will not have a criminal record. No record, no crime! It is as simple as that.

Bush Is Listening to your calls, Good Idea!

The president is listening in on your calls and you are going to get it if you say something that is unpatriotic or against the USA. And if Osama calls you, well George might say, "Make my day!"

I have nothing to hide, so if my call is being monitored, I hope the unknown listener learns something from my enlightened opinions.

I just hope none of our secret agents dies of boredom, from listening to the babbling and incoherent drivel from some of our liberals who don't like me or Ann Coulter.

Rats are abandoning a Ship that is in Ship Shape!

Some people say that the Bush people who are leaving the administration in droves are leaving like "rats from a sinking ship." Well, I am here to tell you that they are leaving because they have done such a good job that there is no more room for improvement.

Approval Rating is being mis-reported

Our president's approval rating is actually higher than the press is reporting. Instead of hiring polling companies to survey the people for approval percentages, they should go down to the local gun shop and then ask the customers as they walk out the door, then we would get a higher aproval rating...one with power!

We Can and Will Bomb Iraq into Submission

Maybe Bush knows that the best way to be heard is to make a loud sound. We will sound the chimes of democracy with fireworks! It will be the 4th of July every day. And they will honor Bush with the Nobel Peace prize. The Iraqi people will probably be so appreciative that they will put the visage of "W" on their money.

Popularity Rating Misinterpreted

President Bush's all time level of popularity should not be measured in the polls in the United States. The American People give a skewed idea or what they like because of the Liberal Media. If the poll were taken in Iraq, well, then old George would be very popular because the media there is not irresponsibly unregulated and the people know that Bush is doing what is best for them, building democracy.

Keep Your Friends Close, Enemies closer!

Bush has demonstrated his often misunderstood genius again with his plan to hand over the ports of the USA to a company based in the United Arab Emerites. If people would just think about it they would realize that Bush has led the country into the perfect solution for tracking terrorists. If we know where they are, we can follow their every move!

Some talking heads and career politicians have called his move crazy. Sure it is crazy, crazy like a fox!

Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man's face and heart

Vice president Cheney is not to blame for shooting a man in the face and heart. The fact is that the man who got shot walked in front of the shotgun's path. Cheney is a crack-shot and was tricked by a wild quail, which had infiltrated the farm-raised quail that Cheney and his group were hunting. If anyone is to blame, it is the quail.

The state of the union has never been better

The state of the union has never been better and I am offended at those Democratic crybabies who keep whining about the doom and gloom in New Orleans. It is not the job of the government to rebuild a city destroyed by god. To rebuild new orleans would be going against the will of god. Besides, we need that money for the wars.

A little Humor

Bush shouldn't be intimidated because people say he has overstretched his powers, after all, isn't that what Clinton did with Monica Lewinski? LOL

Bush Probably Never heard of Abramhof

President Bush probably never heard of Jack Abramhof. When this investigation clears the dust, I predict that Abramhof was breaking the law not to help the Republicans, but to help the Democrats.

As for the people who suggest that Bush broke the constitutional law when he authorized spying on american citizens, they should be spied on and then tortured if they are found to be doing anything that Bush considers unpatriotic!

Bravo Bush for a great year

Some say that Bush is not thinking of the little guy, well I have increased my income considerably and consider my vote for Bush as the best investment I have ever made!

Bush is Brave to give speech

Bush is very brave because he is giving speeches to the American People and really telling it like it is. He knows that after the elections in Iraq today, Osama, Saddam, and the Democrats will never win another election in history!

By GEorge, he has done it again!

George Bush is doing a terrific job and I don't care how many people who hate America say that he is doing a bad job. I think that traitors should be executed, just like the founder of the Krips, who was killed by Schwartzeneggar in California. Long live the death penalty!!