Obama's Trip Proves He Can't Be Leader

Barack Obama (My neighbor's three year old refers to him as broken cereal bowl, how cute.) has shown one thing by traveling to Europe and doing all those speeches: First of all, who would want to be cheered by a bunch of Germans? Isn't that exactly what Hitler did? And number two, nobody knew what the heck he was talking about. Those Germans speak German, they don't speak English. They were so confused that they probably thought he was Tiger Woods, so they cheered and applauded every time he paused. Obama should take a page from JFK's playbook: learn one line of German and then just keep repeating it!

By the way, it looks like McCain is on the verge of naming Huckabee for VP. Told you so!

Obama Supports Faith-Based Initiatives--Watch out for that one

Obama has said that he supports "some faith based initiatives which have been successful" in an effort to woe conservative voters. Sorry, this is one conservative who won't take the bait. Read the next paragraph and I will tell you exactly why.

When Obama says he is in favor of "Faith" based initiatives, most people think he is talking about the old ladies at the church making a meal for the homeless on Thanksgiving, or a group of clean cut Christians putting on a play about how a drug addict changed his life when he was saved by Christ. What Obama means is completely different. When Obama says "faith" based initiatives he means Jew, Buddhist, Hindu, Moslem, Pagan, and even Devil worshippers!!! Then the left over pennies might be tossed in the collection plate of your or my Christian church. Sorry, this won't fly with me. Let the terrorists pay for their own flight schools!!! LOL.

Don't Believe Obama's Lapel Pin

Barak Osama, I mean Obama, has taken to wearing a little American flag lapel pin. It is his way of camouflaging the fact that he hates America, like all the liberals. I don't know if any of the liberal press has the guts to do this, but I challenge them to measure the size of Obama's flag pin. I will wager dollars to doughnuts that McCain's American flag lapel pin is bigger. Something just doesn't sit right with a candidate who flip-flops his way into wearing a lapel pin, when, if reporters searched him, would probably have a copy of the Koran in his pocket.

C'mon. McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton. He deserves to be president.

Is Obama's Wife a Raving Lunatic?

Everyone in Washington is making bets about when Michelle Obama is going to crack. She really seems to hate shaking hands and smiling at all of those inconvenient white people. She grits her teeth like Aunt Jemima at the end of a long photo shoot and says, "It's so nice to meet you." Then she mutters something under her breath. I bet that is the reason she hates McCain so much. He is so white he is transparent.

It seems to me that she is going to crack. Her voodoo curses are going to come back and bite her in the 100% hindsight!!!

LOL.

Our Duty is To Mine for Coal

The USA has more coal than anybody. All we have to do is dig it up. Modern technology has reached a point where we can replace wasted space at the tops of mountains with open-pit coal mines which can serve everybody. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't deserve to drive a Hummer SUV. You deserve it as an American. God gave us the bounty of coal, but it is up to us to get it. Let's start digging.

Democrats Are Driving Up Oil Prices

I hope that people have noticed that it is because the Democrat Party has taken over congress that the price of gasoline has skyrocketed. Tax and spend, that is all they do. When are they going to learn to be part of the solution and not part of the problem?

Thank God that President Bush is sending me an economic stimulus check! God bless him.

The Oil Companies Will Get Us Out of this Mess

I truely believe that the big oil companies will get us out of this four dollar a gallon gasoline mess. They are the only ones equipped to do the research so that we can get alternative sources of energy from coal or surplus corn. Did you know that if Mexicans just stopped eating tortillas for one day, the world's supply of fuel would be taken care of for three months? Since the Mexicans are the second most obese country, I believe they could use the diet.

We must let our American oil companies drill for oil in the Alaskan wildlife refuge in order to buy them time to complete their research. I guarentee that Rudolf the red nosed reindeer will not mind a pipeline or two.

Thirdly, if any of our do-nothing senators tries to pass any law which cuts the windfall profits of the oil companies, write a sharply worded letter and explain to him (or her) that they can't solve the problems without money for research, and that's what we all need--to solve the problem.

Believe me, I am a taxi driver and I know about fuel.

Obama? Are you Kidding Me?!

I am sorry, but Osama, I mean, Obama is the best the Democrat Party can come up with? It seems to me that we might as well cancel the election. Obama would have a better chance of winning on the reality show "Pimp My Geek."

What with his giant feet and big ears, he looks like one of those characters from Fat Albert all grown up. He talks like Al Sharpton trying to be white. His wife, who hates America, looks like she's trying to copy Condeleeza Rice's hair- do but with cheaper hair products. She had better not stand still in the wax museum for too long or some janitor may try to dust her. And why doesn't he wear old glory on his lapel? Would it kill him to respect the USA?

I tell you: It won't fly in Garden Grove, where I am from, and it certainly won't fly in the USA.

I was originally a Huckabee man, but now I tell you there is only one thing that John McCain needs to win my support.

That thing is Wacko Bama.

Democratic Debate In PA Shows Slim Pickings

While I was unclogging my toilet I noticed that the Democrat debate from Pennsylvania came on my new big screen plasma TV, so I decided to watch between plunges.

Man, Obama and Hillary really hate each other. At one point Obama's face turned purple because he was so mad when a patriotic newsman asked him why he didn't wear an American flag pen on his lapel. He didn't have an answer. He didn't want to say the truth (that he hates America) so he turned to Hillary and, you guessed it. Either I was plunging too hard or I heard him say it. He pretended to cough but he really said "B**CH.

Hillary didn't score any points either, when she first admitted that she made up the story about snipers shooting at her in Bosnia but then showed a scar on her thigh which she insisted was from one of their bullets.

Democrats suck!!!

McCain is going to win and his vice president will be Huckabee. Long live Huckabee!!!

A Slave is Not a Strong Leader

I am getting so tired of the liberal talking heads quoting half-baked studies that say more Americans than ever feel that the USA is on the wrong track. I suspect that a lot of illegal aliens participated in that particular poll. Maybe some French tourists as well. Anyway, everyone I know agrees that the US is on the right track, but lets just pretend that there is something to that poll. What would that say about our leaders?

I'll tell you what it says. It says that our leaders, Bush and Cheny will not be cowed, will not be intimidated, will be leaders. The job of a leader is to lead. The administration is just showing us that they are true leaders. They are doing what has to be done, no matter how unpopular it is.

I am proud of them.

Sure Way to Stop Global Warming

The theory of global warming states that excess carbon dioxide emissions are making this planet like a greenhouse. Don't greenhouses make plants grow better? Hello?! Don't we like plants to grow well? We need to grow plenty of corn and other foodcrops for our next generation of bio-fuels. Wouldn't it be perfect? Instead of building a giant greenhouse, we make the world into one.

People say the glaciers are melting and the polar bears are running out of turf...Who needs glaciers anyway? I am sure Disney can mock up some glaciers that are even more interesting than the real ones. I already know that they can make some excellent animatronic bears.

Well, I guess you are thinking that my title is a little misleading. I wrote that title as a way of tricking the tree huggers into reading this. They need to face the truth and accept it. You drive cars, too. Don't you, tree huggers?

The Democrats Want 4000 Americans Heros to die in Vain

The Democrats have been jumping around shouting "Cut and run! Cut and run!" as if four-thousand is some kind of magic number which means we should abandon our duties in Iraq. Let me point out something: Four-thousand is just three thousand ninety nine plus one!

That's right. Why were those liberals waiting for the number of war casualties to get so high? I will tell you. They want America to look bad.

President Bush pointed it out very succinctly: Most of the families of the heroes who have died would like their family members not to have died in vain. We must respect their wishes and keep fighting until our objectives are met and we have won the war on terror.

In 2001 we were brutally attacked with our own airplanes, which were hijacked by Arabs. We entered Iraq, an Arabic country, with a proud mindset to find Saddam's hidden weapons of mass destruction. Let me tell you something: We are gonna find those suckers.

Mark my words.

Floridians Still Don't Know How To Vote

The funniest laughfest of the day is when the newscasters start talking about Florida voters. Man, those fools still don't know how to vote. It seems that the Democrats moved their primary up into January when they were too hung over from New Years parties to be able to count the votes.

Those who voted for Hillary thought they were voting for Martha Stewart and those who voted for Obama thought they were voting for Bill Cosby.

It seems that a manatee tried to vote for Nader.

Those Floridians: Fruits and Nuts.

LoL and LmAO.!!!!!!

President Embraces John McCain

Since President Bush now has thrown the huge weight of his support to John McCain, well, who am I to argue with the commander and chief of the free world?

If Chuck Norris says that McCain is so old that he will probably drop dead in the oval office, well, he is just a crazy actor reading from an old script.

Or crazy like a fox.

I've got a great idea for a veep for McCain:

It's Huckabee.

The Huckabee Surge will Hit November Like a Sunami!!!

Polls show that people are tired of closet-liberal John McCain pretending to be a conservative. People are also tired of the debates in the democratic camp about who will proudly raise taxes more. It seems that Huckabee is the name circulating around at all the mega-churches. It feels like the traditional values people will do it again and keep God in the White House--with God's help, of course.

It's Huckabee.

What to Do On a Friday Night

I would look at the debate between Barako Bama and Hillary Clinton this weekend, but I have something better to do. I am going to go watch a ping-pong ball get thrown off a bridge. LoL.

Huckabee or not To Be?

Anyone who doesn't vote for Huckabee for president of the United States is a total idiot who hates God. There I said it. People have been hounding me for my opinion about the presidential race for months and I have refrained from giving my opinion because I want my readers to form their own opinions after I present them with the facts, fair and balanced.

I can't stand it any more. When John McCain, that geriatric coward POW who got out of combat by allowing himself to get captured appeared on the cover of Time Magazine. I was ready to scream. Why doesn't the liberal media play fair? Huckabee is the true conservative who can carry on Bush's legacy.

It's Huckabee.

Bush Comforts Tornado Victims

Those tornado victims in Tennessee are sure lucky to have a president like President Bush. He took time out of his busy schedule to go down there and comfort them--and he isn't even running for re-election.

More evidence that although he it tough, he is compassionate.

By the way, it looks like they are going to put those 5 terrorists on trial in Guantanamo. Ha ha. They don't have a chance! They already confessed to everything!

I love America. We always win.

Hillary and Obama Hate Each Other So Much

I got a kick out of watching that California debate between Hillary and Obama. They hate each other so much. You could tell that Hillary was wishing that Bill weren't so geriactric so he could kick Obama's skinny ass. And Obama, you could tell that he wanted to hand Hillary a broom so she could fly away. Ha Ha Ha. She is so devisive and he is so inexperienced for the job.

There is no way around it. President Huckabee.

The State of the Union was Spot-on!

The State of the Union address last night was a work of art. Every time the camera focused on those Democrats in the audience you could see the guilt all over their faces. They were ashamed to be there, what with their pork barrel projects and do-nothing work ethic.

As Bush repeatedly pointed out how they have screwed up, congress looked like a scolded child listening to a speech by a renaissance genius like Leonardo Da Vinci.

Oh, our only hope is Jeb. Otherwise, this is the last Bush State of the Union for a while.

Pray for the USA.