Monday, July 24, 2006

Start a Gusher Under Santa's Reindeer

Now is the time to start drilling for oil in the Artic National Wildlife Refuge. With all of this turmoil in the Middle East, all signs point to Armageddon. We Born-again Christians will soon be sucked up into Heaven with the rapture, so we might as well use the oil for our driving needs and enjoyment. Yes, I believe I deserve every feature on my expensive, gas guzzling, SUV.

Back to the topic, if we don't use the oil it will go to waste, since the good Lord is going to destroy the world, we might as well use the precious fuel that he has given us. To not use it would be like a child throwing a birthday present back in the face of his father, without opening it. We have no right to insult the Lord so.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree with you. I hope the pictures I sent you weren't too risque. I was trying to do my hair like Ann Coulter. Pleeese write me back.

Your dedicated fan,
Tammy Pulgar