Saturday, April 28, 2007
Soldiers Give out Stuffed Animals To Iraqi Kids
The liberal press only wants to report the bad things, roadside bombs, mortor attacks, corruption. Well, wouldn't it be nice if they reported some news that could give the troops a warm fuzzy feeling? So far the troops have given out 7499 stuffed animals and stuffed smiley faces donated by the Wal-Mart Corporation. That is one toy for every child who wanted one in the largest orphanage in Bagdad, and one toy for every child who wanted one in the childrens' amputee ward of the National Hospital, currently run under the aegis of the good old US Army. Many of these kids never had a new toy in their life under the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein. The US Military is bringing joy and happiness and I challenge the mainstream liberal press to report it some time!
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Do you still have a girlfriend?
-Emily Snodgrass
I am just fine. Thank you. This is a political blog. Not a gossip column.
I can answer that. He does not have a girlfriend. I got darn sick of him and all his time spent on that computer. I got a job at Applebee's and I am doing better than fine!
Brenda P.
Come on down to Denny's. I will give you a free coffee and a donut.
-E. Snodgrass
Snoddie,
Are you making that offer to Brenda or me? Because she says she doesn't read this blog any more, so it must be me!
I wouldn't be caught dead reading this blog any more.
Brenda P.
See? You are a free man now.
See you at Denny's. I am the full-figured waitress who works the morning shift.
-Miss Emily Snodgrass
Which Denny's? I live between two.
Never mind. I was fired. Damned commies!
E. Snodgrass
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