I Challenge the Politicians to Sign my Pledge!

I challenge all the politicians to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge.  It reads as follows:

Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God

I hereby pledge my heart and soul to respect God in every decision I take and every move I make.  I recognize that the word good comes from the name God and therefore will only do good in my public and private life.  I will respect the rights of children not to be injured or abused.  I respect the right for the flag to wave without fear of being burned by terrorists.  I respect that no taxes shall ever be raised.  I respect that murderers and rapists will be sent to jail and punished.  God Bless America.


Signed ______________________________________________________________

Heaven Is A Little Fuller Tonight!

Well you might as well not pray tonight because Heaven is going to be busy. I can see God now sitting around that big kitchen table in the sky and laughing wholeheartedly at the amusing and telling anecdotes of our dearly departed icon of love and understanding, the Reverend Jerry Falwell.

While Jesus is listening, God is holding Jerry in his welcome embrace (in a totally non-gay way) and repeating how proud he is of how the Reverend lived his life. I tell you, Jesus may even get a little jealous because of all the attention Jerry is getting!

Yes, our Jerry Falwell has left Lynchburg, Virginia and gone home to the Lord. I don't know what we will do without him.

Oh yes, and I was just kidding about not praying tonight. God always hears your prayers. His eye is on the sparrow. Maybe we can pray for Jerry to send down a little lightening bolt for Hillary. LOL.