Americans Must Stick Together

We have got to stick together. These economic times brought about by this Obama Recession are rough for all of us. The only way to beat it is for all Republicans to stick together to make sure that Obama is not successful. Filibuster away! If we can hold out, then Obama will be marked as a failure and we can win the White House back in four years.

Methinks the Democrats Trying a Little too Hard

If the Democrats think they are going to legitimize Obama's presidency just by showing up in droves to Washington DC, well, they got another thing coming.

Don't blame me. I voted for McCain!!!


Porcupinetaxi

Take That, Democrats!

When George Bush drove Clinton out of office, all those Democrat working stiffs were so upset because they were out of work that they stole all the "W's" off the White House keyboards. Totally babyish!

We Republicans know how to get our revenge. The President (yes, Bush is still the president, although Obama doesn't seem to think so) has signed an order to permit people to bring their concealed weapons into National Parks. Ha ha. Deal with that one, first amendment haters!

I just might go bear hunting this weekend! (Hands off that pick-a-nick basket, buddy!!!) Ha ha. Lol!!!

Special Embassador to the World Post Remains Open

Thanks to (still) President George Bush, the people in Iraq have so much confidence in their freedom of speech that some of them may get carried away and throw their size ten shoes in the wrong direction. One shoe-flinging reporter is now incarcerated in Iraq for "threatening a president" as well he should be. The Iraqis are like baby birds teetering on the edge of a nest, getting ready to fly. Just as I can not yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater, they can not throw shoes in a celebration of free speech. You can hurt someone. That reporter must be prosecuted as an example to the other people, who are learning about freedom.

Just remember, if this had happened under Saddam Hussein, that guy would have been killed for what he did.
Through the whole incident, our President made a light-hearted quip, "I saw his sole" he said. He just came up with that quip off the cuff the next day in an interview. We need that kind of guy around. I nominate him for the post of Special Embassador to the World. Obama, prove that you are really reaching out to the red and blue states and give Bush the job.

Earth to Obama: You Are Not Sworn in Yet

It seems as if his bossy wife has forgotten to tell him that he is still not president. Obama is acting as if he's in charge. Everyone, write him e-mails and let him know that he's just gotta stop hogging those TV cameras. Heck, he is on TV more than Paris Hilton. And where do you think is the best place to send those e-mails? Where will he get them for sure? E-mail theWhite House, where Obama is trying color swatches for the new curtains!!!

Support the Conservative Cause any Way you Can!!!

Donate money to Christian churches, watch Fox News, keep your radio tuned to Rush and Sean and most of all KEEP TUNING IN TO THIS BLOG. I promise I will keep this liberal coup in check. I know, that this is unheard of, having one party with so much power in America. Well, I think that we are going to have to let out a PRIMAL Roar!!! to show that the Republican Party is still the best party in the world.

God Bless America!!!

Four Years of Socialism, Terrorist Buddies, Moslem Names, Spread the Wealth!!!

This wouldn't have happened if he had picked Huckabee.

:-(

Everybody With a Brain--Vote!!!

Let's get every reader of this blog out there to vote. If you all show up at the polls, I think that Peter Jennings will have to serve himself up a huge helping of crow. That is what he deserves for reporting all of those pubilc opinion polls which are skewed against the Republican ticket.

If you want a genuine hero who has plenty of training in tactics and survival and who was born in America, and chooses a running mate who can break the glass ceiling that Hillary Clinton put so many cracks in, then McCain is your man.

If you want a socialist liberal, whose aunt is an illegal alien, whose children dressed at Taliban terrorists for Halloween, who hangs around with William Ayers--another terrorist, who goes to elitist and intellectual vogue parties with the likes of Paris Hilton, who has no executive experience, and was shown on the cover of New Yorker Magazine in the actual uniform of an Al Quaida Terrorist, who rides on a fuel guzzling plane while hipocritically touting alternative fuels, whose wife says that she is ashamed to be from the USA, except for one occasion, and whose middle name is Hussein, then vote for Obama.

Just remember that Democrats vote on Wednesday! Lol!!!

I Salute Joe The Plumber

Joe, if it wasn't for you, the common man wouldn't dream. Yes, you know what I am talking about. I am talking about that crazy dream of yours to get a two hundred and fifty thousand income someday. And you are well on your way. You have it all laid out, starting with shooting down Obama's half-baked tax plan that will not do you any good at all once you have achieved your dream.

You remind me of myself. I drive a taxi, but someday I am going to be rich, and when I am, I want a president who will look out for my interests, not some guy who will stick his hand into my pocket, take my wallet, and "spread the wealth around." Together we will bring down Obama, who may have a plan that would benefit us slightly now, but would hinder us from achieving our dreams.

Joe, I look forward to the day when I turn on my radio and Rush Limbaugh announces that you have gotten your plumbers license, bought your bosses business, and made your first million!

In your face OBama!!!

McCain Has the Perfect Temperment

McCain has the right temperament to get the job done. Also, as he did with his vice presidential choice, he will surround himself with qualified people who know their stuff. I have a suggestion for secretary of state. It is not a black and not a woman.
It's Huckabee.




McCain-Palin

Do We Really Know Who Obama Is?

Sitting here watching the campaign ads on my new flat-screen TV, I came up with this realization all on my own. Do we really know who Barak Obama is?

I hear that he lived in a foreign country. Why would anyone want to live in a foreign country unless they hated America? Also, I hear he is friends with a buddy who wants to secede from the USA.

He was seen eating pizza with a fork and knife. He doesn't even know how to eat American food. His wife passes up the superior quality US made shoes and buys shoes from Europe. Europe, that is where France is.

Plus, he was born in Hawaii. The Republican Party got hold of copies of his passport and birth certificate to prove that he was born in Hawaii and posted it on truefactsverified.com. Someone born in another country, like Hawaii, should not be eligible to be president of the USA, I don't care if he is black or white, there should be a law.

So maybe you should ask yourself: Isn't it high time to get familiar with this Obama character? To find out more about him is easy, just watch more of Sarah Palin's speeches. She is a streight-shooter who is easy on the eyes as well.

Porcupinetaxi, signing off.

McCain-Palin 08

Sarah Palin Wins Debate

I think Sarah Palin has excellent legs for a woman her age. I mean, she can take me hunting caribou any time. Yes, I was enthralled by the debate she mastered against that shmoe from the Democrat party. She kicked his ass. I was really impressed. Although the Democrat had really taken an unfair advantage by preparing a lot of pat answers to her well thought-out praise for John McCain, she did exceptionally well for a woman. Who would have thought that someone so pretty could do so well in a debate with a man. She kicked ass!!! and she has good legs too!!!

I Am Convinced

Ok. On Thursday I got a knock on my door at three AM and got out of my bed hopping mad, ready for a fight. Instead of a fight, I had milk and cookies with two of my most admired people in the world. You guessed it. Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris were at my door here in the suburb of Garden Grove, California. I tell you it knocked my socks off!!!

Chuck did most of the talking. He said that both of them were following my blog and they knew that it influenced a lot of people. The only thing Mike said was that he was honored that I was so faithful to him and believed in him.

Chuck let me know in no uncertain terms that Huckabee meant what he said when he spoke about supporting the Republican Candidates.

That's enough for me.

To prove that it was not a dream, I have posted a photo above of Chuck Norris and Mike Huckabee in my kitchen.

I hearby endorse John McCain for the presidency!!!

Don't Try To Fool Me With Fake E-Mails!!!

I have received a private e-mail which was trying to get me to knock off my campaign to get Mike Huckabee to run for a third party for the White House. Well, you didn't fool me. That E-mail was as fake as a queer two dollar bill.

If Mike Huckabee wasn't speaking against his will at the convention in Minnesota, then let him contact me in person.

There is only one person who can convince me to change my vote to McCain.

It's Huckabee.

I am Not Giving Up Until Told By Huckabee Himself

I couldn't get over why I got this queezy feeling when Mike Huckabee was endorsing John McCain and Sara Palin at the Republican Convention in Denver, then it hit me. I was queezy because he was drugged up. How else can you explain a great man like Mike Huckabee relinquishing a vice presidency that should have been his...to a woman small town mayor who forgot to tell her daughter not to have sex!!!

I am fighting mad. I won't quit my campaign to draft Mike Huckabee to run as a third party candidate until the man contacts me himself and I can drug test him.

Even McCain's wife would be a better VP than the one he chose. Who cares if she is hot?!

I am fighting mad.

It's Huckabee.

News Alert, EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

Everyone tune in to the Republican National Convention tonight. Governor Mike Huckabee is scheduled to do a major speech.

Open Letter to Mike Huckabee, Urgent!!!

Dear Mike,

I hope you are having a nice time in Arkansas. Enough with the formalities--you have to get up and back into the ring. Your vacation is over!!! You have been drafted by the blogosphere, specifically, The Porcupine Taxi!!!

Our "friend" John McCain has passed you over for vice president. I am so sorry. In an effort to make the press stop talking about Obama's boring speech last night, he decided to nail the first woman who walked into the bar and who came through the door? Hell, I don't remember her name even, but she is not you!!!

With McCain's weak health and high cholesterol, WE NEEDED YOU TO BE A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY. Now we realize we need you to be a heartbeat in the presidency.

Mike Huckabee, I nominate you for the first third party run that will win. How will we do it? With the other nominees from the other parties, who I will not mention, you are a shoe in. It will be a piece of cake. Our new slogan is...

Run Mike, Run!!!

Obama Disses Hillary

Well, it looks as if people from the democrat party are jumping ship, they are so mad that Obama didn't choose Hillary as his running mate. Man, after all those votes she got, he didn't even put her on the short list!!! It is as if Obama doesn't care at all about women.

Almost all Hillary supporters have decided to vote for McCain. That is what the latest survey reports. They say that Obama is just too shifty and inexperienced, so they will go with the original maverick...

John McCain

Bush is a Good Judge of Character

If Bush says that he looked into Vladimir Putin's eyes and "was able to sense his soul," then Putin is obviously a stand-up kind of guy who will probably help the Georgians as much as we helped the Iraqis. I just wish the press would stop looking at this peacekeeping action as a bad thing.

By the way, Condie knows exactly what she is doing over there. Just stay tuned.

McCain Sees Exactly who Is To Blame

This just out of the LA Times:

LIMA, OHIO -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain said today that the nation's energy crisis is a direct result of congressional failure and called on Congress, now in a five-week summer recess, to get back to work.

McCain is right. This do-nothing congress has gotten us up this creek and we pay so many taxes that we can't even afford to buy a paddle!

McCain knows because he is has been a member of congress, the senate, for years. He is part of our government and knows how it works. Nothing goes on there without him knowing through his experience and connections.

Let me add that Barack Obama is a part of this congress, so he is part of the problem. He is a Senator from Chicago and he should stop all this campaigning and get back to work.

Hey, I am tired of putting my taxi in neutral and coasting down hills in order to save gas. We need to drill for coal now!