Tribute to Michael Jackson

Let's say a few words in memory of the King of Pop. Gone too soon.

Why Is Obama Talking to Terrorists?

I told you this would happen. Obama is over there in Egypt, eating falafels and shaking hands with those terrorists. And all those terrorists are cheering for him. I bet they think they bought tickets for an Osama speech!

A rose by any other name....LoL

Supreme Court or Taco Supreme?!!!

What could be more un-American than to nominate an illegal alien for the supreme court? I have information that strongly suggests that that señora who Mister Obama nominated for the Supreme Court used to be making taco supremes at the local Taco Bell. I am not being racist, but, has anyone asked her for a green card? I have seen no evidence whatsoever that shows this lady to have papers.

Wouldn't it be simpler and safer to just put an American man on the Supreme Court?

Economic Times Call For Double Duty!

It is definitely time to weaponize the Hubble Space Telescope. The US taxpayer can not afford to shell out hard-earned cash so that astronauts can fly around the globe on frivolous junkets to talk to schoolchildren long distance and mess around with "mirrors the size of refrigerators."

I do just fine with my 3X5 mirror in my apartment. Most of the women in my apartment building look at me and compliment me on my style. So the mirror seems to work! NASA shouldn't even have to repair a mirror. What? Are they going to tell us that it is worn out? How do you wear out a mirror? By looking at it too often???

Budget constraints demand that we put the Hubble Telescope on double duty. We must weaponize it now. A "telescope" orbiting the Earth, equipped with lasers and nuclear missiles would send a definite message to the terrorists. They would be looking up all the time.

It is time to make the world safer by weaponizing the Hubble Space Telescope.

Obama's Joke about Cheney is not Funny

I just want everyone to know that I do not find Obama's joke about former Vice President Cheney to be funny. He said that Cheney was busy writing his memoirs with the working title as: "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People." That kind of humor is offensive and in bad taste. Well it's no wonder that nobody thinks he's funny.

If he thinks he is the next Flip Wilson, he has another thing coming!

Shut The Border With Mexico

If Obama had any guts he would close the border with Mexico ipso facto, which is Spanish for ASAP. Every time one of those guys comes over to take one of our jobs, he brings germs, microbes, and pestilence. If we close the border now, Americans will stay healthy and we can lead the world the way we are supposed to.

I am not saying anything against the Mexicans. Some of my best friends have Spanish surnames. But they were born in America. If those guys from south of the border get a fever and feel woozy, they can put on a mask and head over to Cuba--since they think the commies have such a good health care system.

We Have a Crisis and Obama's Traveling Around

Obama has spent more time out of the country than in the country. We should buy him a cruise ship and park it on the Potomac. One day he is hugging a Frenchwoman and the next he is comparing Hungarian Goulash with Louisiana Cajun Frickazee!

Last time he was on the news, he was stuffing his face with tacos in Mexico!

Hey, Barak, don't drink the water!

LOL

Photographers Caught OBama Shaking Hands with Chavez

Well, I bet Obama's face was red when he noticed that a news photographer caught him shaking hands with his socialist buddy, Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. This happened just yesterday at the Summit of the Americas, which is being held on some unknown island in the Caribbean. Next thing you know, he is going to be showering with Castro!

I told you this would happen!

What a Faux Pas

I can't believe Michelle Obama touched the Queen of England. Everyone knows that you are not supposed to touch the Queen of England. Sounds like the Obamas might fit in better at a cheese steak shop on the south side of Chicago. Ha ha ha.

Let AIG Executives Keep Their Bonus

We have to look at it two ways:
1. AIG Executives are used to a certain standard of living.
2. End times are coming.

When I get a good tip in my taxicab, I am happy and I go out and buy some nicotine patches and maybe a burger. If fancy Wall Street Executives don't get their bonuses, they won't have money to give me a tip. HellO?!!! That means the Wallgreens won't get their money for the nicotine patches and the In and Out Burger won't get their cash either. It is like a constipated intestine for the economy. As much as you might not like it from your perspective, the bonuses are like the Ex-lax to make the economy regular.

Also, if we look at the big picture, end times are coming. If we just stop worrying about little things, they will take care of themselves, because Jesus is coming! Soon!

Obama's Making Enemies

Obama keeps going on television and cancelling our favorite shows. This makes me mad. Not only does he ruin the economy, he keeps us from being able to forget about it for a while by watching our favorite shows.

On another note. Yes, I was banned from Twitter, and I am proud of it.

I Couldn't Think of A Better Leader

I nominate Rush Limbaugh for the head of the RNC. He is definitely more famous than the present leader, and he doesn't ever put his foot in his mouth, like our current head. One thing about Rush, you know what his opinions are. No to murdering pre-born babies through abortion, check. No to homosexuals getting special rights, check. Yes to helping the economy by cutting taxes for everyone (Hey, rich people have rights, too!), check.

One more thing, Rush is not a racist or sexist and his problems with oxy-contin were blown way out of proportion by the liberal news media. I am fully aware that an addiction to oxy-contin can lead to damage to the hearing apparatus, but, and this is a big but, RUSH LIMBAUGH'S NEED FOR A COCHLEAR IMPLANT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS DRUG PROBLEM. I AM CALLING THE PRESS OUT. STOP PUNISHING HIM FOR A COINCIDENCE. He just happened to get a hearing problem, while boldly kicking a tough habit, so God provided him with enough money to avoid deafness with an expensive operation, and now he is better than ever.

Listen to him on the radio. You will say:

Ditto!

Obama's Popularity is a Result of Trickery

There's no way that Obama's ratings could be that high. I am sure that this is the result of some kind of trickery. We just have to figure out what is happening. By the way, why aren't there more tax cuts in the stimulus package? The Bush tax cuts were just beginning to improve the economy and if the economy improves, I give credit to the Bush tax cuts!

Americans Must Stick Together

We have got to stick together. These economic times brought about by this Obama Recession are rough for all of us. The only way to beat it is for all Republicans to stick together to make sure that Obama is not successful. Filibuster away! If we can hold out, then Obama will be marked as a failure and we can win the White House back in four years.

Methinks the Democrats Trying a Little too Hard

If the Democrats think they are going to legitimize Obama's presidency just by showing up in droves to Washington DC, well, they got another thing coming.

Don't blame me. I voted for McCain!!!


Porcupinetaxi

Take That, Democrats!

When George Bush drove Clinton out of office, all those Democrat working stiffs were so upset because they were out of work that they stole all the "W's" off the White House keyboards. Totally babyish!

We Republicans know how to get our revenge. The President (yes, Bush is still the president, although Obama doesn't seem to think so) has signed an order to permit people to bring their concealed weapons into National Parks. Ha ha. Deal with that one, first amendment haters!

I just might go bear hunting this weekend! (Hands off that pick-a-nick basket, buddy!!!) Ha ha. Lol!!!

Special Embassador to the World Post Remains Open

Thanks to (still) President George Bush, the people in Iraq have so much confidence in their freedom of speech that some of them may get carried away and throw their size ten shoes in the wrong direction. One shoe-flinging reporter is now incarcerated in Iraq for "threatening a president" as well he should be. The Iraqis are like baby birds teetering on the edge of a nest, getting ready to fly. Just as I can not yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater, they can not throw shoes in a celebration of free speech. You can hurt someone. That reporter must be prosecuted as an example to the other people, who are learning about freedom.

Just remember, if this had happened under Saddam Hussein, that guy would have been killed for what he did.
Through the whole incident, our President made a light-hearted quip, "I saw his sole" he said. He just came up with that quip off the cuff the next day in an interview. We need that kind of guy around. I nominate him for the post of Special Embassador to the World. Obama, prove that you are really reaching out to the red and blue states and give Bush the job.

Earth to Obama: You Are Not Sworn in Yet

It seems as if his bossy wife has forgotten to tell him that he is still not president. Obama is acting as if he's in charge. Everyone, write him e-mails and let him know that he's just gotta stop hogging those TV cameras. Heck, he is on TV more than Paris Hilton. And where do you think is the best place to send those e-mails? Where will he get them for sure? E-mail theWhite House, where Obama is trying color swatches for the new curtains!!!

Support the Conservative Cause any Way you Can!!!

Donate money to Christian churches, watch Fox News, keep your radio tuned to Rush and Sean and most of all KEEP TUNING IN TO THIS BLOG. I promise I will keep this liberal coup in check. I know, that this is unheard of, having one party with so much power in America. Well, I think that we are going to have to let out a PRIMAL Roar!!! to show that the Republican Party is still the best party in the world.

God Bless America!!!

Four Years of Socialism, Terrorist Buddies, Moslem Names, Spread the Wealth!!!

This wouldn't have happened if he had picked Huckabee.

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