Saturday, August 12, 2017

Kim Jong Un Has Met His Match!

I'll bet Kim Jong Un will look pretty bad with his new nuclear haircut! He has really met his match with a really tough, Real American in the White House. Each time the Koreans brag or threaten us, our President will bring it up a notch in response!

We have plenty of bombs and we are not afraid to use them!

Another thing is that this fake Russia investigation must end. It is just a distraction created by the news media. They should be covering the real stories about how President Trump will win military victory against Korea and Venezuela! It will be a firestorm the likes of which the world has never seen!

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Kelly Ann is Back and None too Soon!

Thank God that Kelly Ann Conway returned to put the news media in its place. They got owned by her today when she explained very clearly and concisely exactly why the President fired the FBI director. It wasn't because Director Comey (sounds like commie) was investigating the president's ties with Russia. As I recall, President Trump owns his own tie factory in China, so he has no reason to get his ties in Russia. He gets them for free. No Russian ties! LOL!

And I hope you remember that during the campaign, and this applies especially to Hillary Clinton, who praised Trump's business acumen before he threatened her folly of being a female presidential candidate, Trump pointed out that he didn't even know Vladimir Putin! He said it with Clinton in the room--and I don't know why she wasn't locked up in jail for that matter--so it should be end of story.

I don't know why the press is resurrecting this corpse of taxpayer financed folly while President Trump, and he is the president, should be making deals to make America great again.

I will add that at certain angles, Kelly Ann is definitely hot.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

No Health Care Means The Saved Are Closer to Heaven

Some left-wing pundits have raised the question of What would Jesus do? in reference to the cancellation of Obamacare.

The answer is a resounding yes. Yes! Jesus would approve. C A N C E L  IT! He wants nothing more than to be surrounded by people who love and worship him. In other words, if a few people die, so be it! If they are saved, they will go directly to Heaven. Heck, that sounds better than staying  here and paying high taxes.

And here's the thing. With the threat of death and damnation, people will flock to their local Christian church to be saved. Jesus smiles broadly whenever an individual is brought to Christ.

Jesus suffered unendurable torture on the cross for us. We owe it to him not to whine if we lose our healthcare.

Trumpcare will be total care, care for the soul!

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Al Frankin isn't Funny Anymore

So called senator Al Frankin should resign for tricking our attorney general into misspeaking when asked if he had had any meetings with the Russians while he was working for the Trump campaign.

Anyone knows that a southerner like Jeff Sessions would be starstruck for being nominated by a big star like Donald Trump. I mean, heck, Trump is probably the smartest guy in the world and well, I am not saying that Sessions is another Gomer Pyle, but it would be a shock for a guy like him. I live in Los Angeles and even gave a ride in my taxi to Jimmy Walker one time. Scared the hell out of me while getting into my cab with his other black friends, until I recognized who he was. Funny guy. Not a good tipper.

Anyway, Frankin, the failed New York comic, is just as bad a senator. I insist that he resign! From what I hear, Franken was seen by a security camera standing in line at a Dunkin Doughnuts and the Russian Ambassador was in the same line. Investigate and prosecute Al Frankin!

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Dirty Liberal Tricks Punished!

It was a dirty trick for whoever it was that handed out Russian flags for people to wave when President Trump was giving his brilliant speech at CPAC. You can't expect an audience that spends almost 100% of its reading time with The Bible (God's word) to know every single flag of every single country on the globe. They were waving those flags because they didn't know any better. Heck, they are not Sheldon from The Bean Bag Theory!
Just for reporting a trick like that, the press is going to suffer! President Trump will be the first president in years to boycott the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Sorry, the greatest showman on Earth will not let you grant him an audience. In other words, to the press: YOU'RE FIRED!

Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Press Corps Got Served a Real Trump Steak!

The president magnificiently managed that press conference. The press looked like a bunch of middle schoolers in the cafeteria clamouring for their pizza and sweet rolls who instead got a serving of legitimate grievances. Nobody can scold like Donald Trump.

Did you see that Jewish guy in the beanie trying to make the president admit that he wasn't anti Semitic? What the bagels?! President Trump shut him down. Why should the president need to admit that he is not anti-Semitic when he is great buddies with none other than Bibi Rosenberg, or whatever his name is, THE DAMN PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL--THE MOST JEWISH COUNTRY ON EARTH! President Trump even promised to move the US Embassy out of Tel-Aviv (a place where Jesus never set foot) and into Jerusalem (Jesus's stomping grounds). What better way to stick it to the non-Christians than to set up the embassy in Jesus's home town!

Another thing that shows Trump is a friend of the Jews is that he encourages the building of settlements on Palestine land. Palestinians don't deserve that land because they litter. Israel has state-of the art US street sweepers. They will keep it cleaned up and looking nicer than a deli on the Sabbath. 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Obviously Vladimir Putin is not Such a Bad Guy

If the Trump campaign was making deals with Vladimir Putin, then I think we need to take a step back and re-evaluate our relationship with the Russians. Trump is a great judge of character, and therefore, Putin must be OK.