Friday, August 29, 2008

Open Letter to Mike Huckabee, Urgent!!!

Dear Mike,

I hope you are having a nice time in Arkansas. Enough with the formalities--you have to get up and back into the ring. Your vacation is over!!! You have been drafted by the blogosphere, specifically, The Porcupine Taxi!!!

Our "friend" John McCain has passed you over for vice president. I am so sorry. In an effort to make the press stop talking about Obama's boring speech last night, he decided to nail the first woman who walked into the bar and who came through the door? Hell, I don't remember her name even, but she is not you!!!

With McCain's weak health and high cholesterol, WE NEEDED YOU TO BE A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY. Now we realize we need you to be a heartbeat in the presidency.

Mike Huckabee, I nominate you for the first third party run that will win. How will we do it? With the other nominees from the other parties, who I will not mention, you are a shoe in. It will be a piece of cake. Our new slogan is...

Run Mike, Run!!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Obama Disses Hillary

Well, it looks as if people from the democrat party are jumping ship, they are so mad that Obama didn't choose Hillary as his running mate. Man, after all those votes she got, he didn't even put her on the short list!!! It is as if Obama doesn't care at all about women.

Almost all Hillary supporters have decided to vote for McCain. That is what the latest survey reports. They say that Obama is just too shifty and inexperienced, so they will go with the original maverick...

John McCain

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Bush is a Good Judge of Character

If Bush says that he looked into Vladimir Putin's eyes and "was able to sense his soul," then Putin is obviously a stand-up kind of guy who will probably help the Georgians as much as we helped the Iraqis. I just wish the press would stop looking at this peacekeeping action as a bad thing.

By the way, Condie knows exactly what she is doing over there. Just stay tuned.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

McCain Sees Exactly who Is To Blame

This just out of the LA Times:

LIMA, OHIO -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain said today that the nation's energy crisis is a direct result of congressional failure and called on Congress, now in a five-week summer recess, to get back to work.

McCain is right. This do-nothing congress has gotten us up this creek and we pay so many taxes that we can't even afford to buy a paddle!

McCain knows because he is has been a member of congress, the senate, for years. He is part of our government and knows how it works. Nothing goes on there without him knowing through his experience and connections.

Let me add that Barack Obama is a part of this congress, so he is part of the problem. He is a Senator from Chicago and he should stop all this campaigning and get back to work.

Hey, I am tired of putting my taxi in neutral and coasting down hills in order to save gas. We need to drill for coal now!