Stick to Your Guns Boehner!

Why should the House of Representatives make Obama look good?  If they go along with whatever he wants, then voters will give Obama the credit and he will get re-elected, which is something nobody wants.  That would guarantee another four years of GRIDLOCK.  Representative Boehner is right to throw up obstacles every chance he gets.  It is the only way to guarantee that this country will eventually run smoothly.

President Gingrich

Because Newt Gingrich was one of the first candidates to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God, he has catapulted himself into the position of front runner for the Republican nomination.

Since the Republican nominee usually wins, Newt will definitely be the next president.

Unless Huckabee enters the race.

(I can always dream, can't I?)