Idaho Senator is not a Homo

That senator from Idaho who was arrested for reaching his hand under a bathroom stall and touching the leg of an undercover cop was probably just trying to get toilet paper. It has happened to all of us. After eating too many potatoes, you find yourself there on the throne when suddenly your feelings of relief are overcome by panic because the toilet paper spool is empty. It is only natural to ask the person next to you for a couple of squares. It is what Jesus would have done. That cop was inhuman to not pass any TP to the honorable senator from Idaho.

If anyone should be arrested it is that illegal alien custodian who was too lazy to replace the bathroom supplies.

We should focus on more important things, like Osama Bin Laden planning to attack us again.

How About a Rove-Cheney Ticket?

Brilliant GOP White House strategist Carl Rove has left his post at the White House. We can't let his incredible talents and experience go to waste. He has already helped this country so much. Just imagine what he could do as president!

I say that Carl Rove could be the strongest candidate for the GOP (God's only party). He would knock those liberals on their behinds. He would blanket the countryside with cigars with Hillary's name on them, and poems rhyming Obama and Osama. They wouldn't know what hit them.

With Rove's genius for domestic policy and Cheney's skill in the international arena, this country would show the world just what the USA is all about.

Rove/Cheney, that's the ticket!

Teachers in Space: I Have a List

NASA just shot another teacher into space. Let's wish them luck because this isn't the first time they have tried this teacher in space thing.

In the 1980's Ronald Reagan was president and I feel he was very brave to permit that teacher to ride on the shuttle. We all know what happened: the teacher pushed the wrong button and the shuttle self-destructed.

Now they are trying it another time. I have some suggestions for teachers to send into space. My third grade teacher, Mr. Smithcone, was such a pain. He was always sending me to the office for giving my opinions. Helloooo Mr. Smithcone? How is a student going to learn if you are always sending him to the office???!!! I didn't learn to read until the 4th grade because of him, so I would like to volunteer him to push the buttons on the next shuttle flight.

LMAO

Laura Bush Comforts The Twin Cities

When a disaster strikes, the White House brings out their secret weapon, Laura Bush. The people in Minnesota take such comfort from her presense. Maybe it is because she is the mother of two fine young ladies, maybe it is because she is a former school librarian, or maybe it is because she is the wife of our commander and chief. Laura Bush tours the collapsed bridge and offers tremendous comfort to the victims and family members of the victims.

Our government knew just what to do in response to the tragedy in Minnesota. As soon as the First Lady got off the plane you could hear the Twin Cities breathe a sigh of relief!

P.S. Now, just watch as the Democrats try to politicize this tragedy and use it as a way to raise taxes to "repair infrastructure." Don't buy it people. Our infrastructure is fine. That bridge was a fluke.