Sunday, September 23, 2007

It Is Time To Purge the Iraqi Government

The Iraqi government is crying because some US mercenaries from Blackwater Security Company of North Carolina, USA shot some Iraqi citizens in an "unprovoked attack." Well, let me tell everyone here, I met some employees from Blackwater and gave them a ride in my taxi from John Wayne Airport to a place I am not allowed to disclose, and they are great guys and super tippers!

We need more of these Blackwater guys out there kicking ass in Iraq. Isn't it interesting, now that the US is winning, with the help of private security companies, the Iraqi army wants to kick the private companies out of the country? How convenient for the terrorists.

If you ask me it is time for the US to purge the Iraqi government. It seems to have been infiltrated by some of Osama's boys.

Shock and awe, anyone? LOL.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Dream is Accomplished

They say that it is so peaceful in the Anbar Province of Iraq that American couples are booking their honeymoons there. The surge is really helping to pacify those crazy towelheads. The surge has been so successful that President Bush has announced that he will be reducing the number of troops. They've done their job! Some of the troops who were added for the surge will be coming home soon, early next year. Heck, I bet a lot of them get married and then hop on a plane to honeymoon in Anbar Province!

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Democrats Have a Taco Fest!

I was flipping channels with my new flat screen TV I bought for over4 thousand dollars at Best Buy. Sometimes I check out the Mexican channel, just to see if I can spot my old gardener acting in one of those soap operas.

Well, tonight wouldn't you guess, I saw old Hillary and Obama and the gang doing a debate in Spanish. It was funnier than watching one of those old Japanese Kung-fu movies dubbed into English. It was translated into Spanish while those old democratic bumblers were speaking English. Hellooo? Can anyone please tell them that the people who vote speak English?! I mean, are they running for the president of the USA or Mexico?

As far as I can tell the Republicans have four, no eight more years in the bag.

Hey Hillary, don't drop the chalupa!