Rush Limbaugh Admits No Crime

Rush Limbaugh has proven that he is innocent of using multiple doctors so that he could get a huge stash of powerful painkillers. Unfortunately, he had to make a deal with the court to prove his innocence, but a dropped charge is a dropped charge.

Maybe he did some creative doctor shopping, but the poor guy has been under stress, what with his listenership turning away from him and some of them getting hooked on drugs themselves, and let's not mention the president's approval rating, which is being misrepresented.

It is enough to make anyone take drugs and how about that Ted Kennedy!?

So after a year Rush will not have a criminal record. No record, no crime! It is as simple as that.

Bush Is Listening to your calls, Good Idea!

The president is listening in on your calls and you are going to get it if you say something that is unpatriotic or against the USA. And if Osama calls you, well George might say, "Make my day!"

I have nothing to hide, so if my call is being monitored, I hope the unknown listener learns something from my enlightened opinions.

I just hope none of our secret agents dies of boredom, from listening to the babbling and incoherent drivel from some of our liberals who don't like me or Ann Coulter.

Rats are abandoning a Ship that is in Ship Shape!

Some people say that the Bush people who are leaving the administration in droves are leaving like "rats from a sinking ship." Well, I am here to tell you that they are leaving because they have done such a good job that there is no more room for improvement.