State of the Union: Bush Hits it Out Of The Ballpark!

I watched the state of the Union address on my new plasma TV last night and let me tell you, I have never been prouder of our president. He was clear and concise and didn't lose his concentration, even with that harpie, Nancy Pelosi, breathing over his shoulder. Can someone please talk to her about putting on makeup? Please?

Bush proved how we are resolved to win in Iraq. He also invited several heros to sit in the audience, among them, a guy who saved another guy from getting run over by a train in--of all places--New York City. It looks like Bush is keeping his eye on the sparrow.

The Most Beautiful Girl in the World Gets Flowers

I have sent some flowers to my wonderful and understanding girlfriend, Brenda. Sorry Honey if I neglected you.

Now back to politics. How about that Iraqi guy's head popping off when they hanged him?! I tell you. Don't mess with Uncle Sam!

Two Thousand Heros that Can win the War

The president's plan is fool proof. We send more troops (Mexican troops under US command) and deal with the changing dymamic in Iraq. That means that we overpower them and they simply will not know what hit them. The best part it that it is not an escalation, as critics keep misnomering. It is a surge in troop strength. With that increase in strength, we should be able to, excuse the expression, "kick the ass" of the Iraqis. Bush has shown bold initiative by ignoring both house and senate. He is a true leader. The legislative branch of government should get out of the way or suffer the consequences. If they don't...well, you saw what we did to Saddam!

And remember Iraq, God gave us Americans the bomb. You can't hide under your prayer rugs. You are either with us or against us.

Send Illegal Aliens to Fight the Iraqis

Our president wants to win the war in Iraq, but he knows that we need more fighters. Well, who are better fighters than Mexicans? We can solve the illegal alien problem and defeat the Iraqis just by sending our illegal aliens to do the fighting. Heck, we will have so many that we will be able to kick their asses with machetes!

The Democrats seem so worried about losing more American lives. Well, now they can't argue any more. Let's win the war and start pumping that oil. I have got an SUV to drive!

Jesus Would Have Hung Saddam

When Saddam Hussein turned down President Bush's polite request for him to take over the government of Iraq and "put things in order," he left our gallant president with only one alternative: Ask himself: "What would Jesus do?"

Well, if Saddam refuses to help the greatest democracy in the world, we should pull the plank out from under him and let the hangman's knot fall. That is what Jesus would have done. Our president did the right thing.