Let's Be Fair

Let's be fair and continue the tax cuts for all Americans.  Someday I plan to be as rich as Bill Gates, so, when I am, I won't want to pay any taxes at all.  I want to own fifteen mansions!  I will be so rich someday that I will hire Aerosmith and Fergie to play at my parties.

So, let's keep the tax cuts for the richest Americans.

Don't you aspire to be rich someday?  Protect your own interests!!!

I Say Have a Koran Tea Party

Burning Korans might be in bad taste.  It would make smoke all over the place and then the liberals would complain of the CO2 causing more global warming. 

Let's instead, have a little tea party in the harbor.  We could dress up all in togas, like Arabs, and take those Korans and chuck them all into the sea off the dock in Louisiana.  Heck, if we accidentally throw in a cigarette, maybe the water would  catch on fire and we could burn off some oil!

How's that for a crusade?!!!