Balloon Boy's Dad Voted for Obama

That idiot dad who called in a false 911 call to report his kid flying away in a balloon, probably voted for Mister Obama. It seems that he is from an area that disrespects the law and supported Mister Obama. I call him Mister Obama because I don't think he deserves to be called President.

Mister Obama? It sounds like some kind of a ship's captain from an old Humphrey Bogart movie! Ha ha!

If Norway is the Best Place To Live Why Doesn't Gallup Go There!?

How dare the people recently polled declare that Norway is the best place to live. Can kids go on country picnics with pie eating contests in Norway? I don't think so. What about small farmer making a living off the land in small town America? Won't happen in Norway! Too frozen.

A recent survey of American schoolchildren found that a large majority of them didn't find Norway important enough to learn to spell its name nor learn the capital. I think this indicates how important Norway really is. Most kids in Norway end up as sardine fishermen and housewives who needlessly worry about them. Deadliest catch? I don't think so.

So Don't tell me that Norway is better than America. I don't see Gallup moving there, do I?