Monday, June 23, 2008

Is Obama's Wife a Raving Lunatic?

Everyone in Washington is making bets about when Michelle Obama is going to crack. She really seems to hate shaking hands and smiling at all of those inconvenient white people. She grits her teeth like Aunt Jemima at the end of a long photo shoot and says, "It's so nice to meet you." Then she mutters something under her breath. I bet that is the reason she hates McCain so much. He is so white he is transparent.

It seems to me that she is going to crack. Her voodoo curses are going to come back and bite her in the 100% hindsight!!!

LOL.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Our Duty is To Mine for Coal

The USA has more coal than anybody. All we have to do is dig it up. Modern technology has reached a point where we can replace wasted space at the tops of mountains with open-pit coal mines which can serve everybody. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't deserve to drive a Hummer SUV. You deserve it as an American. God gave us the bounty of coal, but it is up to us to get it. Let's start digging.