Saturday, May 31, 2008

Democrats Are Driving Up Oil Prices

I hope that people have noticed that it is because the Democrat Party has taken over congress that the price of gasoline has skyrocketed. Tax and spend, that is all they do. When are they going to learn to be part of the solution and not part of the problem?

Thank God that President Bush is sending me an economic stimulus check! God bless him.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Oil Companies Will Get Us Out of this Mess

I truely believe that the big oil companies will get us out of this four dollar a gallon gasoline mess. They are the only ones equipped to do the research so that we can get alternative sources of energy from coal or surplus corn. Did you know that if Mexicans just stopped eating tortillas for one day, the world's supply of fuel would be taken care of for three months? Since the Mexicans are the second most obese country, I believe they could use the diet.

We must let our American oil companies drill for oil in the Alaskan wildlife refuge in order to buy them time to complete their research. I guarentee that Rudolf the red nosed reindeer will not mind a pipeline or two.

Thirdly, if any of our do-nothing senators tries to pass any law which cuts the windfall profits of the oil companies, write a sharply worded letter and explain to him (or her) that they can't solve the problems without money for research, and that's what we all need--to solve the problem.

Believe me, I am a taxi driver and I know about fuel.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Obama? Are you Kidding Me?!

I am sorry, but Osama, I mean, Obama is the best the Democrat Party can come up with? It seems to me that we might as well cancel the election. Obama would have a better chance of winning on the reality show "Pimp My Geek."

What with his giant feet and big ears, he looks like one of those characters from Fat Albert all grown up. He talks like Al Sharpton trying to be white. His wife, who hates America, looks like she's trying to copy Condeleeza Rice's hair- do but with cheaper hair products. She had better not stand still in the wax museum for too long or some janitor may try to dust her. And why doesn't he wear old glory on his lapel? Would it kill him to respect the USA?

I tell you: It won't fly in Garden Grove, where I am from, and it certainly won't fly in the USA.

I was originally a Huckabee man, but now I tell you there is only one thing that John McCain needs to win my support.

That thing is Wacko Bama.