Sunday, October 22, 2006

North Korea Doesn't Deserve to Have its Own Bomb

North Korea doesn't deserve to have its own bomb. Let's look at things logically. All the countries who have atomic bombs have a rich history (except Pakistan). North Korea doesn't have a history at all, except for Kim Jong Il putting people in front of the firing squad for drawing a picture of him wearing a diaper. Heck, North Korea isn't even a country.

England, that is a country. And we kicked their ass in a little war that we like to call the War of 1812! Israel hints that they have a bomb, but let's face it, even if they have one, they will be too cheap to ever explode it. Russia is a democracy now. China makes almost 90% of the toys used in the USA by our kids. Those two countries have come a long way since the cold war. We can't even really call them commies any more. France has the bomb, but heck, they invented the guillotine. They are just as likely to use it on themselves as on anyone else.

Finally there is India. They are too busy making lousy movies that don't make any sense. Don't tell me Gandhi's country is capable of letting off a nuclear device. Ain't gonna happen.

North Korea just doesn't fit in to our group. Sorry Kim, but we don't want a guy with a girls name in our club anyway!

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Foley Was Drunk So he Is Not To Blame

The Christian thing to to would be to forgive The honorable Representative Mark Foley for his transgressions so that we can keep our grip on the house. After all, he has reported that he was abused by an unnamed pedophile priest when he was a teen. On top of that, he was drunk and using an electronic device. He is over 50 and from Palm Beach County.

Don't you remember how all those old Palm Beachers were confused by the voting ballots in the past election? Foley probably didn't even know what buttons on his Blackberry he was pushing. Now he has enrolled himself in an alcoholicism treatment facility, so the problem is solved. Now that he is cured, he will never again invite a young teenager to have "a drink" at his place. We must forgive him because Jesus would have forgiven him.

Teenagers and kids, on the other hand, are electronically savvy. We can not forgive the kids for what they have done. It is really sickening.