Party crashers In White House

That would never have happened if Bush were still president. I can't believe that Obama actually shook hands with those reality stars who snuck into the white House. He sucks!

Thank You for Not Shopping At Macy's

The people at Macy's are unholy and there are a bunch of pickpockets hired by the store to steal your money while the ladies who work there distract you. Do not shop at Macy's!