Thursday, December 22, 2011

Stick to Your Guns Boehner!

Why should the House of Representatives make Obama look good?  If they go along with whatever he wants, then voters will give Obama the credit and he will get re-elected, which is something nobody wants.  That would guarantee another four years of GRIDLOCK.  Representative Boehner is right to throw up obstacles every chance he gets.  It is the only way to guarantee that this country will eventually run smoothly.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

President Gingrich

Because Newt Gingrich was one of the first candidates to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God, he has catapulted himself into the position of front runner for the Republican nomination.

Since the Republican nominee usually wins, Newt will definitely be the next president.

Unless Huckabee enters the race.

(I can always dream, can't I?)

Saturday, November 19, 2011

99% is too Bland Without Pepper!

Those deadbeats at the occupy Wall Street or whatever else street should get off their butts and look for a job.  All they are doing is taking drugs and spending their parents' money on tents from Wal-Mart which the police cart away at night.

Well, the cops have figured out a way to spice up the situation--they pepper sprayed all 99 of those protesters.  Ha ha.  It was so funny until I realized that they were so stoned they didn't even  notice it.

Their problem is that they are scared, scared that the big firms and millionaires are going to create a bunch of jobs and then they won't be able to say there are no jobs and play "occupy" any more.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Pledge Getting Results

GOP Presidential candidates who have signed the Porcupinetaxi's Pledge to Respect God:
Mike Huckabee (personal friend and best choice candidate IMHO)
Michelle Bachman (hottest candidate, since Sarah sits this one out)
Rick Perry (Republican presidents from Texas are great)
Newt Gingrich (a classic)

Public servants who have not signed:
Herman Cain (read your Bible--not a good surname)
Mitt Romney (wacky Mormon.  I think he came to my door with a Watchtower last week)
Huntsman (pal of Obama, and Morman to boot)
Santorum (he will sign soon)
Ron Paul (he is still trying to find the bathroom. LOL)

Just as I thought.  My pledge is helping a lot of Americans narrow it down.  I am sure that whoever the Republican runner is, he will beat Obama.  I don't think it would come down to it, but if it did, I would even vote for a Mormon to give ole Ayatolla Barack the heave-ho!

Friday, September 09, 2011

Republican Debate Overshadows Obama Economy Speech

Everyone is talking about the Republican Debate.  Poor Obama is getting absolute no traction with his "Jobs" plan.  Maybe he should shove his  plan under the wheels?!

Ron Paul looked good at the debate, and you can't go wrong with those Texas governors, so Rick Perry is golden--probably the candidate.   Michelle Bachman wore a conservative, but sexy dress which didn't upstage her false eye lashes, which were not too long.  The debate bode well for the future of the USA.

But I am reserving my vote for a candidate who will sign the Porcupinetaxi's Pledge to Respect God.  I suggest everyone write them to find out why they haven't signed it.  Only Mike Huckabee signed it and he is still refusing to run.  Hey, maybe we should be writing to get someone else to enter the race...

It's Huckabee.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Finally, the TRUTH

Dick Cheney's long-awaited book is out.  I am sure glad.  Finally the USA will get a dose of truth so strong that we haven't tasted anything so real and honest since the Bush administration.

Check it out:
http://video.foxnews.com/v/1129111787001/grapevine-cheneys-book-to-make-heads-explode/




Monday, July 18, 2011

I Challenge the Politicians to Sign my Pledge!

I challenge all the politicians to sign the Porcupine Taxi's Pledge.  It reads as follows:
Porcupine Taxi's Pledge to Respect God
I hereby pledge my heart and soul to respect God in every decision I take and every move I make.  I recognize that the word good comes from the name God and therefore will only do good in my public and private life.  I will respect the rights of children not to be injured or abused.  I respect the right for the flag to wave without fear of being burned by terrorists.  I respect that no taxes shall ever be raised.  I respect that murderers and rapists will be sent to jail and punished.  God Bless America.


Signed ______________________________________________________________

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Kate and Will Are Latest Britcom

Prince Will and his surgically enhanced wife are here in Southern Californa and boy does he look silly with his polo pants and mallet and her cheering as if we were still a coloney.

It is just pathetic.

Thank God for our democracy!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Democrats Need to Get Out of Way and Let GOP Fix Medicare!

Medicare is unfeasible and can not be sustained.  It is bankrupting the country.  As things stand, if we wait ten years, it will cost the US Government over one-hundred dollars for a Band-Aid in the year 2020.

We can not accept this.  If Medicare were put in the hands of private industry, competition would keep prices low.  The profit motive would keep the system state-of-the art, and old folks would benefit.  It is not fair to have other taxpayers support leaching senior citizens.  The old folks should and would be required to take on a minor percentage of the price with a co-payment.  It's only fair and the savings could be passed on as tax cuts to younger or richer voters who do not use Medicare.

And seniors today would not lose any benefits other than lower taxes.  According to the GOP plan, privatization would not kick in until these seniors kicked the bucket.

Everyone wins!

Friday, May 06, 2011

Bush Got the Ball Rolling to Kill Osama bin Laden

I bought a five-dollar cigar the other day to celebrate Osama bin Laden's head getting blown off by US Navy seals.  What I don't like is how Obama, as president who ordered the operation, is taking credit.

Everyone knows that George Bush was president when we were attacked.  He was supporting education by being "the education president" and reading "My Pet Goat" to school children in Texas when those cowardly terrorists attacked.

Then he went with a megaphone and promised the firefighters at ground zero that the terrorists would hear from us!

Obama never did either of those things.  Credit should go where it is due.  Bush should be the one on TV gloating over Bin Laden's corpse.  I know there are rumors about the Bush family being friends with the Bin Laden and other Saudi oil families.  Those are just products of the investigations of the liberal media and we must not legitimize them by providing any acknowlegement for any connection to reality. They are fiction, just like the "Arabian Nights."

Bush should get the credit for blowing off Bin Laden's head!

Sunday, May 01, 2011

I Want To See His Birth Certificate in Person

That birth certificate presented on line is nothing more than a testimony to Photoshop.  I demand to see it in person.  Nothing that I have seen on line leads me to believe that Obama isn't some kind of "Eddie Murphy" type who has come out of Africa to play us all as fools!

Now, I know some people have called Donald Trump a racist, but I can vouch for him that he is not.  This has nothing to do with race.  Heck, Trump was just on Oprah the other day with his whole family.  A racist wouldn't have done that.

The fact is that Obama is almost too smooth.  He speaks English more impeccably than an American.  It is as if he was trained by the KGB, or something.  I want to see that birth certificate in person.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Barack Attack Not Original

Obama is trying to piggyback on the success George Bush had in Iraq.  He decided to invade Libya and take out Kadaffy.  Sorry, the Barack Attack will not work.  Bush had strategy and a flair for the shock n awe.  Bush took out Saddam Hussein, who was worse than Hitler, according to experts.

So if Obama thinks he is going to get famous and popular, like W, by kicking some ass, he has to pick on someone who isn't so cartoonish and minor, like Kadaffy.  Heck, Kadaffy looks like an old lady who quit weight watchers one too many times.

And Mister Obama has got to stop acting like  a womanish-man and grow a pair and wear a real flight suit like President George W. Bush wore when he announced "mission accomplished."

I'm just sayin'.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

America has a Proud Tradition of Volunteerism

Nothing says  America like the fading smoke from a fire being extinguished by a volunteer fire department.  A group of honest men, and maybe even strong women, working together to protect and help the community.  They don't want to take advantage of the taxpayer and rip off the coffers of our treasury, they just want to help--to put out the fire.  This country was founded on volunteerism.  There is no reason why or schools shouldn't be equipped with volunteer teachers.

If only volunteeer teachers worked in our schools, then we would have teachers who want to teach, not just public employees acting as parasites, sucking ever-increasing taxes from the good citizens of America so they can drive expensive Hummers and go to five star restaurants in Paris, France during their time off in the summer months.

I have had some bad teachers in my day and let me tell you this:  I don't think I learned anything from them; everything I know, I learned in church or I taught myself!

A better country begins with the firing of all the teachers and the implementation of a totally volunteer teacher force.  This move might increase unemployment for a while, but Obama's already screwing up the economy and besides, maybe some of those unemployed teachers will use their free time to step up and take some positions as volunteer teachers.  If they really care about the kids, then they will do that exactly.

God bless America and lets raise the standards at our schools as we drop taxes.  When it all comes down to it isn't it, after all, about the kids?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Put W's Face on the Sphinx

Didn't I tell you?  The people of the Islam countries are craving democracy.  Those Egyptians got tired of walking around like Egyptians and revolted after seeing how free and happy the people are in Iraq.

Well, how did they get free in Iraq?  I will tell you;  all the credit goes to our brilliant ex-president George W. Bush, who went in there to find weapons of mass distruction, but didn't give up the fight when he did not find them.  He kept on fighting, with our military heroes, with a new objective: Democracy in the Middle East and the hanging death of dictator tyrant Saddam Hussein.

He accomplished both and now it's having a domino effect.  I wouldn't be surprised if those countries, with all their freedom, turned to Jesus.  Yeah, a Jewish Christian replacing Muhammad?  Crazier things have happened.  Give credit where it's due.  Put W on the sphinx!!!

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan

On this solem occasion, the 100th birthday of our beloved president, Ronald Reagan, I want to wish him a very happy birthday. 

Since he implemented trickle down economics, the economy has really shaped up.  There are now more millionaires then ever!!!  This is thanks to him.

Instead of doing what the knee-jerk liberals do--looking at the few homeless in the poor parts of the cities, why don't we look at the brighter side.  More CEO's have more houses now than ever in the history of America.  God bless America and God bless Ronald Reagan!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Reagan Was Right!

Reagan was right when he said that government is the problem!  So many people hate their representatives that they are shooting them.  Now I do not condone violence, but if the shoe fits...

Don't blame Rush or Shawn.  If you don't like Sarah's cross-hairs, don't look at them! 

We control the House now and we will tone it down...

...when we have the oval office and Senate, too!
Lol!