Friday, May 29, 2009

Supreme Court or Taco Supreme?!!!

What could be more un-American than to nominate an illegal alien for the supreme court? I have information that strongly suggests that that seƱora who Mister Obama nominated for the Supreme Court used to be making taco supremes at the local Taco Bell. I am not being racist, but, has anyone asked her for a green card? I have seen no evidence whatsoever that shows this lady to have papers.

Wouldn't it be simpler and safer to just put an American man on the Supreme Court?

Friday, May 22, 2009

Economic Times Call For Double Duty!

It is definitely time to weaponize the Hubble Space Telescope. The US taxpayer can not afford to shell out hard-earned cash so that astronauts can fly around the globe on frivolous junkets to talk to schoolchildren long distance and mess around with "mirrors the size of refrigerators."

I do just fine with my 3X5 mirror in my apartment. Most of the women in my apartment building look at me and compliment me on my style. So the mirror seems to work! NASA shouldn't even have to repair a mirror. What? Are they going to tell us that it is worn out? How do you wear out a mirror? By looking at it too often???

Budget constraints demand that we put the Hubble Telescope on double duty. We must weaponize it now. A "telescope" orbiting the Earth, equipped with lasers and nuclear missiles would send a definite message to the terrorists. They would be looking up all the time.

It is time to make the world safer by weaponizing the Hubble Space Telescope.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Obama's Joke about Cheney is not Funny

I just want everyone to know that I do not find Obama's joke about former Vice President Cheney to be funny. He said that Cheney was busy writing his memoirs with the working title as: "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People." That kind of humor is offensive and in bad taste. Well it's no wonder that nobody thinks he's funny.

If he thinks he is the next Flip Wilson, he has another thing coming!

Monday, May 04, 2009

Shut The Border With Mexico

If Obama had any guts he would close the border with Mexico ipso facto, which is Spanish for ASAP. Every time one of those guys comes over to take one of our jobs, he brings germs, microbes, and pestilence. If we close the border now, Americans will stay healthy and we can lead the world the way we are supposed to.

I am not saying anything against the Mexicans. Some of my best friends have Spanish surnames. But they were born in America. If those guys from south of the border get a fever and feel woozy, they can put on a mask and head over to Cuba--since they think the commies have such a good health care system.