Saturday, December 22, 2012

We need to Double What the NRA Said

While it is true that the only one who can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun, I must point out that the NRA is not completely right. 

Instead of having an armed guard in every school, we need a squad of an undisclosed number planted in every school.  If some psycho nut knows that each school only has one armed guard, well, that guard is toast.  He is the first one to get blasted every time.  Any psycho organized enough to remember his bullet proof vest and high density ammo cartridges will know that.

 My suggestion is to pass a law that implants an entire squad of heavily armed sharpshooters in every school in the USA.  Each squad will consist of snipers, sharp shooters, and quick draw experts who will pass regular achievement tests. 

Some of these guards will be plainclothes or undercover and others will be stationed at strategic locations in body armor.  We can even have one under ground in a maze of mandated access tunnels so that he can pop up anywhere and take out the shooter.  This plan is the only way we can really solve our problems with violence in schools.  It is the least we can do for the children.  Children are our future and we must protect them.

Monday, December 03, 2012

It's a Wonderful Life? I Don't Think So!

Well, Jimmy Stewart's socialist commie love fest was just presented on network television and I have to ask you something:  What the heck happened to the brains of these network executives and why do they present a socialist agenda on corporate owned television?!

From the get-go, young George Bailey should have been named Vladimir Bailey what with his crying for socialized medicine when he hurt his ear for sledding with a shovel.  He really should have worked and saved up money so he could pay his own doctor bills or better yet, have bought a sled. If he weren't collecting welfare, maybe he would have used that shovel to earn some bucks!

And what's with all this WW2 stuff about the community getting together to collect scrap metal for the soldiers.  The government could do the job much cheaper if we hire private contractors instead.  Plus, regular citizens wouldn't have to  become a bunch of junkmen!

But the worst part was the portrayal of Henry F. Potter, the only businessman in town, as far as I could tell, who created jobs.  He was demonized just for wanting to do what everyone wants to do--make money.  It was totally unfair.

And any student of Ayn Rand will aptly point out to you that the truely selfish one was George Bailey.  The only reason he helped people was because it gave him a good tingly feeling inside to promote socialism and ruin society.  Some of the people he helped looked like drunks.

When the whole town shows up in Bailey's house at the end of the picture, a horrible orgy of "share the wealth" ensues and the movie ends not making a lick of sense:  The criminal, who should go to jail, is suddenly off the hook.  He lost the money!  He should pay for his irresponsibility.  What kind of lesson is this for our children?

Worse yet is the whole thing about the guardian angel, Clarence.  The fact that he is sent down there to help a "discouraged" George Bailey shows us how these film makers need to get into a Christian church because they definitely do not understand God.  Why would God send an angel to help a freeloader who can barely support his kids and not to Mr. Potter, who is in a wheelchair and needs more help after a lifetime of creating jobs and helping the community remain free? 

It should definitely not be a hit.

Monday, November 12, 2012

We'll Have to Hold off a Few Years for First Mormon President

I was willing to throw the weight of my support and renown behind Mitt Romney even though he is a Mormon and not a Christian because he stood for ideas and ideals that I approve of.  He was willing to let big business brush away the restrictions of regulations and therefore have better access to the economy and help the middle class.

He was willing to keep marriage monogamous, in spite of his beliefs, and define it as between a male and a female.  He was willing to prevent babies from being killed by their mothers in the womb shouting of "legitimate rape" when it was probably illegitimate rape if they got pregnant.

He was going to get the government out of our hair, this time for good!

But he lost the election.  Why did he lose?  Because he never signed "Porcupinetaxi's pledge to honor God."
I gave him several opportunities, and even had my friend Mike Huckabee call his cell phone, but he was napping on the bus and never returned his call.  If Mitt had signed my pledge, he would have garnered the votes to win.

I am sure of it.

Saturday, October 06, 2012

The Great Debater

Obama showed that he is just a punching bag.  Romney gave him the old one-two and then the three, four and five.  I don't like the fact that Mitt said that each state should have it's own program of government medical care, like Massachusetts.  But boy, did you see the confusion on Obama's face when he said it?  Blindsided!

And Romney totally stole Obama's fire when he championed the middle class first.  Ha ha!  Took the words right out of his mouth.  Obama looked like a welfare mother trying to buy cigarettes with food stamps.

And Jim Lehrer, the moderator, is like "Where's my walker?  I wanna get outta here," when Romney took control of the debate by saying he would off Big Bird for borrowing money from China and increasing the deficit.  Pure gold.  PBS is too liberal anyway.    Call China for your pledge drive.

I have faith that Romney will be tea party one hundred percent.  The moderate thing is only for the debate; don't worry folks.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Romney's Choice: Inspired

Romney has chosen an economic genius to lead the country in case he is elected and dies.  He is no Sarah Palin, but I still like him.  What an inspired choice.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Chik-Fil-a is the best, In Spite of Feather!!!

I feel queezy just thinking about the seven chicken sandwiches I just ate to support my local Chik-fil-a restaurant.  Let me tell you, everyone from my church went and they had those sandwiches flying off the grill so fast that I think they forgot to pluck a couple of them!

Anyway, it was delicious to know that I was supporting Jesus's idea of what a traditional marriage should be:  A Man And A Woman eating chicken!  I went alone, but met a terrific chick there and maybe I will eventually get her number and marry her because she is a woman.  Her name is Unise, but I like her in spite of her name.

I want to thank Jesus for helping me find a girl.  Jesus looks out for me. 

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Needed: Special Investigator to See if Supremes are Being Blackmailed!

It is obvious to anyone who has a brain that there is something fishy going on in Washington!  There is absolutely no way the Supreme Court would uphold Obamacare unless there was some kind of BLACKMAIL going on.  When I say blackmail, I am not being racist about Mister Obama (who is a black male).  I don't care if he is black or purple or red.

My point is that I don't want to be forced to pay for insurance that might use my money to help someone else.  As an American, I have the right not to help anyone I choose.

I sincerely am concerned that some family member of one of those justices is being held captive in a basement somewhere in the ghetto of Washington DC.  Perhaps the police unions should be concerned about that, instead of the size of their paychecks only.

The supreme court would not support Obamacare in anything remotely resembling a normal situation.  Only Scalia would be brave enough to stand up to the kidnappers, and he voted the right way, so we know it isn't him who is being blackmaled, oops, blackmailed.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Gun Control Freaks are Causing People to Die

If everyone were allowed to carry a weapon, then thieves would just stay home where it is safe for them.  No punk in a hoodie is going to mess with a grandma packing heat.  We need more laws like the one in Florida.  Florida's law is called "Stand your own Ground"  and I agree that I should be able to defend my territory, which follows me wherever I go.  If I feel threatened or in danger, I will defend myself or my family or girlfriend if I had one.

I think Newt is the best candidate for people who carry guns, second Santorum.  I don't trust Romney because he is from Massachusettes--too close to Ted Kennedy.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Romney Limbaugh is the Ticket

We all know that Mitt Romney is too liberal.  He was the governor of a state where the only thing more popular then Kennedys is chowder.  We also know that he is going to be nominated.  He will run against Obama unless Huckabee declares a surprise entry into the race.

To balance out the race, we need to balance the ticket.  A Romney Limbaugh ticket may be just the thing.  Limbaugh is not afraid to call a university student a slut or prostitute.  Limbaugh has a show owned by a corporation which will pay big bucks to promote him.  Not there is a SuperPAC!

That's what I call freedom of speech!
That's what I call a winning ticket!