Friday, May 25, 2007

A Message for Memorial Day

I want you to know that Memorial Day is not a day for hot dogs and apple pie and one-man-bands. It is a day to remember our war dead. I suggest that all of you readers out there on the internet, shut down your computers and make a treck out to the cemetary to honor all the graves with flags on them and pray for Jesus to make more young people volunteer for our armed forces to defend this great country. Now that we got Saddam we must fight to impose democracy on the Iraqis, so that they do not come here.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Heaven Is A Little Fuller Tonight!

Well you might as well not pray tonight because Heaven is going to be busy. I can see God now sitting around that big kitchen table in the sky and laughing wholeheartedly at the amusing and telling anecdotes of our dearly departed icon of love and understanding, the Reverend Jerry Falwell.

While Jesus is listening, God is holding Jerry in his welcome embrace (in a totally non-gay way) and repeating how proud he is of how the Reverend lived his life. I tell you, Jesus may even get a little jealous because of all the attention Jerry is getting!

Yes, our Jerry Falwell has left Lynchburg, Virginia and gone home to the Lord. I don't know what we will do without him.

Oh yes, and I was just kidding about not praying tonight. God always hears your prayers. His eye is on the sparrow. Maybe we can pray for Jerry to send down a little lightening bolt for Hillary. LOL.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Democrat Congress Gets Low Ratings!

Ha ha ha. A recent survey showed that the Democrat controlled congress gets ratings that are almost as low as the President's! Ha ha. Lol!

Friday, May 04, 2007

The Republican Debate Showed too Much of A Good Thing!

Rudy can really keep his steam in control when the terrorists attack. John McCain is so tough that he could, at his advanced age, still kill Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands. Yes, the Republican debate showed that we are like a child with a kids' menu at Applebee's. There are too many good choices! The most pleasant surprise was Tom Tancredo, of Colorado. He made many good points about how immigrants are actually making this country less secure by weakening it and constantly taking advantage of it. Sometimes every American must imagine what is would be like without some rude slob standing in front of the supermarket line and bumbling for change because, surprise! We don't have pesos in the USA--we have good old fashioned dollars!