Ok, they capped that leaky oil well. I knew the oil company would turn out to be a stand up kind of guy. It turns out that the microorganisms in the gulf love to eat oil. Basically, all that hullabaloo was just about a few one-celled creatures having a snack.
The water is going to be cleaner than it ever was. Even Mister Obama took a dip in the Gulf. You know he wouldn't do that if he thought it would get on him--HE'S SLIPPERY ENOUGH AS IT IS.
So, Environazis, relax. Have a shrimp cocktail and some of your pino noir from France.
Let's get back to drilling so I can lease a Hummer.
Monday, August 16, 2010
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