Obama is Trying to Reduce the Supreme Court to a TV Episode

Excuse me, but what the heck is going on?  The United States Supreme Court is an important branch of the US government.  It checks and balances all kinds of decisions made by the government.  It protects the rights of individuals and corporations alike, so that the nation's economy can be strong. 

I really don't think it is the place for incessant cackling about Prada shoes or which mall is having the best sale.  And I especially don't think it appropriate to inject all that drama that comes from monthly cycles, and the gossip about relationships, or the  competition over who has a more stylish cloak.

C'mon, we already have two women on the supreme court.  Three of them would create a Sex in the City atmosphere which would undoubtedly make the male justices feel uncomfortable.  Let's think of their rights for a change.

Don't get me wrong, I think one or two female justices is OK.  The thing is:  With the Supreme Court, three is a crowd.

Hottest Chicks are in GOP

We got Sara,we got that new chick in South Carolina.  We gots all the hot chicks.  I tell you, the Republican Party is not only the party of lower taxes and keeping the government out of your private lives (exclude abortion--which is murder and cleaning up the oil spil, which is Obama's fault) and sexy chicks. 

Just the other day I was in a Starbucks buying a regular coffee, and a girl sitting there couldn't keep her eyes off of me.  If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I would hae gotten her phone number.  Yeah, being a Republican is SEXY.

Obama Emotionless Automaton

Obama says he's mad, but he shows no emotion at all.  I am starting to wonder if he is some kind of tin man, an automoton fabricated by those Democrat Party jerks to ruin our country.  I mean, if he really cared about that oil spill (which is being highly exaggerated) he would start cursing and shucking and jiving!  Instead, all he does is show us a picture of a dead bird (photoshop anyone?) and then clench his jaw and blame BP.

I demand that Obama be given a complete physical exam, including bloodwork, by a doctor chosen by the Republican National Committee, so we can verify if he is some kind or robot or not.  I am serious.