Elections are upcoming and We are going to Kick Some Tail

The Democratic crybabies are going to say that we cheated again, but let me tell you, there is no way to check the trail of voting machines. It is all computerized and, well, by George, we will do it again. Democrats, you are stuck on stupid. If you want to win another election there is only one way: SWITCH To REPUBLICAN. Ha ha ha.

Let's Not Give In To Terrorists

The terrorists have undoubtedly invested heavily into Gatorade and then dumped the stocks right before starting the commotion about bringing explosive Gatorade into those (flimsy) British planes. I say that we should buy double the amount of Gatorade now. That way, they will regret their stock market manipulating scheme. Buy Gatorade, and pass this on to anyone you know by cutting and pasting. Don't let the terrorists win!