Democrats Need to Get Out of Way and Let GOP Fix Medicare!

Medicare is unfeasible and can not be sustained.  It is bankrupting the country.  As things stand, if we wait ten years, it will cost the US Government over one-hundred dollars for a Band-Aid in the year 2020.

We can not accept this.  If Medicare were put in the hands of private industry, competition would keep prices low.  The profit motive would keep the system state-of-the art, and old folks would benefit.  It is not fair to have other taxpayers support leaching senior citizens.  The old folks should and would be required to take on a minor percentage of the price with a co-payment.  It's only fair and the savings could be passed on as tax cuts to younger or richer voters who do not use Medicare.

And seniors today would not lose any benefits other than lower taxes.  According to the GOP plan, privatization would not kick in until these seniors kicked the bucket.

Everyone wins!

Bush Got the Ball Rolling to Kill Osama bin Laden

I bought a five-dollar cigar the other day to celebrate Osama bin Laden's head getting blown off by US Navy seals.  What I don't like is how Obama, as president who ordered the operation, is taking credit.

Everyone knows that George Bush was president when we were attacked.  He was supporting education by being "the education president" and reading "My Pet Goat" to school children in Texas when those cowardly terrorists attacked.

Then he went with a megaphone and promised the firefighters at ground zero that the terrorists would hear from us!

Obama never did either of those things.  Credit should go where it is due.  Bush should be the one on TV gloating over Bin Laden's corpse.  I know there are rumors about the Bush family being friends with the Bin Laden and other Saudi oil families.  Those are just products of the investigations of the liberal media and we must not legitimize them by providing any acknowlegement for any connection to reality. They are fiction, just like the "Arabian Nights."

Bush should get the credit for blowing off Bin Laden's head!

I Want To See His Birth Certificate in Person

That birth certificate presented on line is nothing more than a testimony to Photoshop.  I demand to see it in person.  Nothing that I have seen on line leads me to believe that Obama isn't some kind of "Eddie Murphy" type who has come out of Africa to play us all as fools!

Now, I know some people have called Donald Trump a racist, but I can vouch for him that he is not.  This has nothing to do with race.  Heck, Trump was just on Oprah the other day with his whole family.  A racist wouldn't have done that.

The fact is that Obama is almost too smooth.  He speaks English more impeccably than an American.  It is as if he was trained by the KGB, or something.  I want to see that birth certificate in person.

Barack Attack Not Original

Obama is trying to piggyback on the success George Bush had in Iraq.  He decided to invade Libya and take out Kadaffy.  Sorry, the Barack Attack will not work.  Bush had strategy and a flair for the shock n awe.  Bush took out Saddam Hussein, who was worse than Hitler, according to experts.

So if Obama thinks he is going to get famous and popular, like W, by kicking some ass, he has to pick on someone who isn't so cartoonish and minor, like Kadaffy.  Heck, Kadaffy looks like an old lady who quit weight watchers one too many times.

And Mister Obama has got to stop acting like  a womanish-man and grow a pair and wear a real flight suit like President George W. Bush wore when he announced "mission accomplished."

I'm just sayin'.

America has a Proud Tradition of Volunteerism

Nothing says  America like the fading smoke from a fire being extinguished by a volunteer fire department.  A group of honest men, and maybe even strong women, working together to protect and help the community.  They don't want to take advantage of the taxpayer and rip off the coffers of our treasury, they just want to help--to put out the fire.  This country was founded on volunteerism.  There is no reason why or schools shouldn't be equipped with volunteer teachers.

If only volunteeer teachers worked in our schools, then we would have teachers who want to teach, not just public employees acting as parasites, sucking ever-increasing taxes from the good citizens of America so they can drive expensive Hummers and go to five star restaurants in Paris, France during their time off in the summer months.

I have had some bad teachers in my day and let me tell you this:  I don't think I learned anything from them; everything I know, I learned in church or I taught myself!

A better country begins with the firing of all the teachers and the implementation of a totally volunteer teacher force.  This move might increase unemployment for a while, but Obama's already screwing up the economy and besides, maybe some of those unemployed teachers will use their free time to step up and take some positions as volunteer teachers.  If they really care about the kids, then they will do that exactly.

God bless America and lets raise the standards at our schools as we drop taxes.  When it all comes down to it isn't it, after all, about the kids?

Put W's Face on the Sphinx

Didn't I tell you?  The people of the Islam countries are craving democracy.  Those Egyptians got tired of walking around like Egyptians and revolted after seeing how free and happy the people are in Iraq.

Well, how did they get free in Iraq?  I will tell you;  all the credit goes to our brilliant ex-president George W. Bush, who went in there to find weapons of mass distruction, but didn't give up the fight when he did not find them.  He kept on fighting, with our military heroes, with a new objective: Democracy in the Middle East and the hanging death of dictator tyrant Saddam Hussein.

He accomplished both and now it's having a domino effect.  I wouldn't be surprised if those countries, with all their freedom, turned to Jesus.  Yeah, a Jewish Christian replacing Muhammad?  Crazier things have happened.  Give credit where it's due.  Put W on the sphinx!!!

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan

On this solem occasion, the 100th birthday of our beloved president, Ronald Reagan, I want to wish him a very happy birthday. 

Since he implemented trickle down economics, the economy has really shaped up.  There are now more millionaires then ever!!!  This is thanks to him.

Instead of doing what the knee-jerk liberals do--looking at the few homeless in the poor parts of the cities, why don't we look at the brighter side.  More CEO's have more houses now than ever in the history of America.  God bless America and God bless Ronald Reagan!

Reagan Was Right!

Reagan was right when he said that government is the problem!  So many people hate their representatives that they are shooting them.  Now I do not condone violence, but if the shoe fits...

Don't blame Rush or Shawn.  If you don't like Sarah's cross-hairs, don't look at them! 

We control the House now and we will tone it down...

...when we have the oval office and Senate, too!
Lol!

We Need the Government to Cut Taxes and Increase Services for the Rich

It might sound counter-intuitive, but we need to invest in the rich, not the poor.  Look, there are fewer rich than poor.  If we increase programs for the poor, the deficit will go sky high.  On the contrary, if we increase tax cuts and other savings for the rich, relative few will be affected and it will not bankrupt the government.

It's simple math.  But stay with me.  It will become clear as a button.

The rich need more than one house, for variety and to store all their stuff, and with that kind of savings, they will definitely buy more houses.  When they do, they will hire middle class and poor to work as security guards at those houses.  Also, landscapers, painters, maids, and drivers.

Unemployment problem solved.

It only makes sense.  Doesn't everyone dream of being rich someday?  Well, we can start on the road to richness by looking out for our own future self-interests!

Why Haven't they Cancelled Obamacare Yet?

What's with the gridlock in Washington!?  Why haven't they cancelled Obamacare yet?  It  is obviously a failure and it is not popular.

If I get sick, I don't want some British doctor touching my body with socialist fingers!

Poor Obama has no Friends in the USA

Poor Obama.  The Democrat Party abandoned him.  Everyone in the USA is drinking tea now. 

Great President Bush is out on a book tour.  I just saw him on Fox News and I think everyone should buy his book so it can be a bestseller.

Barack?  He is running around Indonesia, looking up his old elementary school pals.  Good luck Barack.  Maybe you can find some of those guys in a mosque.  We'll hold the fort here.

I think I'll go have a glass of ice tea.

Tea Anyone?

Ha ha ha.  We kicked your ass.  The tea party is the new party that is taking the political landscape by storm.  You voters said you were tired of the Republican Party back two years ago, so we changed our name and repackaged and now you love us!

All we need is the next two years and this country will be on track, unless that f***** Obama tries to mess with us.

Long live the Tea Party!

Porcupinetaxi
(lifelong Republican and proud of it)

People are Sure Tired of Obama

Well, now that Obamacare has proven itself to be a complete failure, and the stimulus made everything worse, it looks like the Republicans are going to come and have to clean up this mess.

I say we reverse the 22nd amendment.  The only one with the experience to take care of business is George Bush.  Let's elect a Tea Party George Bush.  A third term is just what this country needs.

Tea Party Poised to Take the Nation

Obama's failed two years of liberal socialist policies have shown us that the Democrat Party is only interested in screwing up America.

Good thing the Tea Party is waiting in the wings.  If President Bush had been allowed to run for a third term, I am sure he would have won.  He was in the most perfect position to fix the country's economic woes by, drum roll please, continuing his policies.  That's right.  If he had been given more time to continue his programs to help the rich, it definitely would have trickled down to save Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber.

Instead, Obama comes in and sabotages the recovery.  Fortunately, Americans have good memories.  We remember in Boston when we had the first Tea Party.  We are going to win and get back on track!!!

Let's Be Fair

Let's be fair and continue the tax cuts for all Americans.  Someday I plan to be as rich as Bill Gates, so, when I am, I won't want to pay any taxes at all.  I want to own fifteen mansions!  I will be so rich someday that I will hire Aerosmith and Fergie to play at my parties.

So, let's keep the tax cuts for the richest Americans.

Don't you aspire to be rich someday?  Protect your own interests!!!

I Say Have a Koran Tea Party

Burning Korans might be in bad taste.  It would make smoke all over the place and then the liberals would complain of the CO2 causing more global warming. 

Let's instead, have a little tea party in the harbor.  We could dress up all in togas, like Arabs, and take those Korans and chuck them all into the sea off the dock in Louisiana.  Heck, if we accidentally throw in a cigarette, maybe the water would  catch on fire and we could burn off some oil!

How's that for a crusade?!!!

Roll Out the Hummers, BAby!

Ok, they capped that leaky oil well.  I knew the oil company would turn out to be a stand up kind of guy.  It turns out that the microorganisms in the gulf love to eat oil.  Basically, all that hullabaloo was just about a few one-celled creatures having a snack. 

The water is going to be cleaner than it ever was.  Even Mister Obama took a dip in the Gulf.  You know he wouldn't do that if he thought it would get on him--HE'S SLIPPERY ENOUGH AS IT IS.

So, Environazis, relax.  Have a shrimp cocktail and some of your pino noir from France.

Let's get back to drilling so I can lease a Hummer.

Obama is Trying to Reduce the Supreme Court to a TV Episode

Excuse me, but what the heck is going on?  The United States Supreme Court is an important branch of the US government.  It checks and balances all kinds of decisions made by the government.  It protects the rights of individuals and corporations alike, so that the nation's economy can be strong. 

I really don't think it is the place for incessant cackling about Prada shoes or which mall is having the best sale.  And I especially don't think it appropriate to inject all that drama that comes from monthly cycles, and the gossip about relationships, or the  competition over who has a more stylish cloak.

C'mon, we already have two women on the supreme court.  Three of them would create a Sex in the City atmosphere which would undoubtedly make the male justices feel uncomfortable.  Let's think of their rights for a change.

Don't get me wrong, I think one or two female justices is OK.  The thing is:  With the Supreme Court, three is a crowd.

Hottest Chicks are in GOP

We got Sara,we got that new chick in South Carolina.  We gots all the hot chicks.  I tell you, the Republican Party is not only the party of lower taxes and keeping the government out of your private lives (exclude abortion--which is murder and cleaning up the oil spil, which is Obama's fault) and sexy chicks. 

Just the other day I was in a Starbucks buying a regular coffee, and a girl sitting there couldn't keep her eyes off of me.  If I hadn't been in such a hurry, I would hae gotten her phone number.  Yeah, being a Republican is SEXY.

Obama Emotionless Automaton

Obama says he's mad, but he shows no emotion at all.  I am starting to wonder if he is some kind of tin man, an automoton fabricated by those Democrat Party jerks to ruin our country.  I mean, if he really cared about that oil spill (which is being highly exaggerated) he would start cursing and shucking and jiving!  Instead, all he does is show us a picture of a dead bird (photoshop anyone?) and then clench his jaw and blame BP.

I demand that Obama be given a complete physical exam, including bloodwork, by a doctor chosen by the Republican National Committee, so we can verify if he is some kind or robot or not.  I am serious.