Tuesday, March 27, 2007
It's A Mexican Standoff!
Well, the Democrat party and Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez are toe to toe, eye to eye, waiting to see who will blink first and who will drop the chalupa. My money is on the sombrero-guy. He's not sleeping under a cactus with a burro, like most Mexicans. He is loyal to "el presidente" and I am damn proud of him!
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When are you coming to bed? It is four AM in the morning. The only way I can get your attention is by posting on the internet. I feel like a fool alone in this bed, with Ann Coulter staring at me from your nightstand.
Brenda P.
What would Jesus say about you and your girlfriend sharing a bed?
-J. Dobson
Touche! But let me assure you that we are not in a sinful way. In fact, we read the Bible to each other at times.
As I have said on my radio show, "You (Mexican) are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government programs. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money you have to stay home."
-Rush Limbaugh, III
p.s. love your blog
It's an honor, Rush. I shook your hand once in Sacramento, when you were on local radio and didn't have so many body guards. Perhaps you remember me? You rode in my cab and had to sit in the front seat because I had boxes of Bibles and Hostess ding dongs in the back seat.
I think you were the one who kept passing gas, if I am not mistaken. And I never am.
-R.L. III
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